Maria Teresa Rios

I'm some Chilean chick hailing from somewhere in NYC who's floating around atm. I am a baker/cook and I absolutely love what I do! As well as other shenanigans.

[Ranbalt @ranaltboo]

Shorts can technically be called a laptop

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

the onion, reporting only the facts

[Amal El-Mohtar @tithenai]

When men frame a murderer's actions in terms of him "having a bad day" I can't help but hear them telling the world that they themselves are one bad day away from murdering women, & demanding empathy & recognition for that fact.

[Ionizing Until I Explode @IonizeMeCapt]

If you can't manage their/there/they're, your/you're, or middle school punctuation, maybe don't worry about what language people speak in the US.

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@IonizeMeCapt Hmm how many times did he criticizes Trump for the same thing...I'mma say he never did. @tedcruz You're a joke dude.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour?

me: yes

conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour?

me: yes

conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou-

me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@StupidLike_Fox The hashtags 🤣🤣🤣

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@hajnarus Since part 8 is a different universe, maybe that's just how they roll. Well can't roll anything with then flat cheek but ya'know...scoot? idk .__.

[abby @outoflemonjuice]

if adults can still be employed after storming the capitol building i can probably get a job with a nose ring

[Ionizing Until I Explode @IonizeMeCapt]

Somebody should quick text him and see if he's okay before Verizon decides they dfw him anymore either.

#TrumpImpeachment
#HesGonnaBeRealMad #TrumpCoupAttempt #ThatsGonnaHurtHisFeelings #YouMad #YoureFired #CryOnTwitterAboutIt #OhWait #Lmao

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@piirtelen Girls' last tour if you can find that one

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

We're lucky to live in a culture that wants to cancel insurrection.

https://t.co/o2H4gPZHij

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@hajnarus Thanks. I love it 💕

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@Frogin_Thepot @Queen_Natasia @Gam_3339 @NPR @guypbenson Properly done and Trump and his followers need to get over it. This conspiracy is out of hand and frankly digusting pathetic. Just extending the same advice you guys gave to ppl back in 2016.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It’s not possible to unite with people who want to overthrow our government.

No unity without accountability.

Pass it on.

[Shasta @Shasta22280543]

Definitely not planning no stupid-ish😏 As the world turns.. (American edition) 📺 ON. #NoFlyList

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@piirtelen This person fucks lol

Jk but your stories are slamming so naturally you're pretty dope to me.

[Ionizing Until I Explode @IonizeMeCapt]

My one cat likes to sit on the sink while I'm going to the bathroom so he can complain to me about the conditions surrounding his food bowl at eye level. It's a solid tactic since I'm physically in no position to ignore him.

#Boss #WhoRunsTheWorld #ProbablyMyCat

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@piirtelen Also duh HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIPSI! lol <3

[Maria Teresa Rios @MaiteBunny]

@piirtelen i wanna like but its at 69...i can't