Special Agent

::The end of hope for oneself comes from the denial of compassion from others:: ~Professional Nerd with Perscription Glasses~

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

I know I'm special because the guy at Subway gave me 3 napkins

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

The Wells Fargo ATM just wished me a Happy Belated Birthday,
Meanwhile, I still haven’t gotten a bday text from my own mother 🥰

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

@thedragstate Reading your tweet and considering if anyone will hear my screams from here.

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

Pls tell me it’s real @neilhimself 💕 It also has the front cover imprint! Best birthday gift ever

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

@neilhimself Turning 36 today and this is my gift! I’m stoked! My favorite author’s signature in my favorite book 🥺💝🎁🎉🥳

[Friney ☕️🌷 @dimplesticks]

[Every time I’m listening to my 80’s playlist]

6yo: is this guy dead?

6yo: is THIS guy dead?

6yo: how dead is this guy?

Me: *just sobbing quietly into my tea*

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

To teachers everywhere, Thank You.
This is in your honor.

#Inauguration2021 #CelebratingAmerica #TimesLikeThese

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

It’s the hypocrisy for me

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

wanna feel old? it’s still today

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

All them lights of Aurora Borealis and you livin in the dark

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

All them planets in the solar system and you still a square

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

@4ever_days Existing

[olivia @liviasocks]

leslie knope right now

[The Wife @TheWifeYouLove]

Say you’ll legalize weed. You win. Dumbass old motherfuckers.

[Princess Pancakes @highmay29]

Rub my butt and tell me everything's gonna be ok?

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

@thedragstate They won’t let us in 🤷🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

[Special Agent @MajikIvy]

@Jake_Vig I have no idea but I have all the snacks for this shit show

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Is this your first pandemic?

~Me flirting

[𑣲𝓙enn @jennlouiseloves]

Being cute just died. Men are going to want a woman that can catch a chicken now.