Majimo Oho

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[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@WallStreetApes Haha have you even watched the video? Satire went well above your head here.

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

Impressive process from @Vinted:
• Received a counterfeit item
• Raised the issue immediately
• Initiated return
• Courier didn’t turn up
• Escalated the same day to both courier and Vinted
• Was told it was “under investigation”
• 14D later: not our problem, money lost!

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@le_Parisien Putin j’ai cru que c’était le Gorafi mais c’est juste Louis Sarkozy

[Merissa Hansen @merissahansen17]

Hey @JDVance what’s up bro

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@Monty_Brogan69 Clairement une vidéo IA ?!

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@SirenesFR « FLASH » 🤣🤣🤣 la blague

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@KimJongUnique Que tu es raciste?

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@cavousf5 @redouaneshow Grosse typo dans la citation. Please fix.

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@Maitre_Eolas @Paname75013 Non non ce témoignage est vrai. Énorme mec qui n’avait pas de ticket. Refus d’être contrôler. La police intervient, refus d’obtempérer. Comportement violent et 4 flics obligé de le gérer. La prochaine fois il paie sont ticket comme tout le monde et il y aura pas de problème.

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@chamath What do you think their next step will be when there is domestic chaos?

[Duval Philippe @p_duval]

Viré après 1 blague sexiste.
Viré après 1 bonnet.
Viré après 1 blague sur Netanyahou.

Viré après 40 avertissements, sanctions, condamnations.

"Ouin ouin, je suis l'homme à abattre"

[Majimo Oho @Majimo974]

@FranceTV @FranceTV vous avez pas oublié @atrak à côté de Busy P?!

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Man with slick hair, "I find it quite disgusting how we're talking about human beings who are genuinely.. And it's not illegal to claim asylum in a foreign country"

"Saying they're illegal immigrants.. They're asylum seekers and refugees" #BBCQT

"Illegal immigrants tend to be people who come here legally and overstay a visa, or an application. That's the majority of illegal immigrants"

"We know other countries take on a lot more refugees than we ever do"

"Calling these people: the invaders"

"Or dehumanising them so we can point a finger at them saying: you're the reason we have a housing shortage.. But we've only built 250,000 council houses since Thatcher came into power.. Before that we built 5 million"

"Why do people claim that immigrants are the problem when it's recent governments that are the problem"

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

WHAT A MOMENT, WHAT A GOAL! 💥

LEYTON ORIENT TAKE THE LEAD AGAINST MANCHESTER CITY!!!!

[Destination Télé @DestinationTele]

Quand t’es nulle et que t’as rien bossé du week-end😄
- Quel est le salaire moyen chez Bernard Arnault ?
- Sophie Binet : 2 500€
- 5 780€ (hors prime)

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Best tweet I’ve ever seen.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Donald Trump Plane Crash Fact Check

[Charlie Hebdo @Charlie_Hebdo_]

Sorry @elonmusk, we forgot to share the latest ones

[🦏 Babar le Rhinocéros🦏 @Babar_le_Rhino]

Si ça vous étonne que quelqu'un puisse croire converser avec Brad Pitt, je rappelle que certains croient que la terre est plate, qu'Hitler était de gauche, que Musk défend la liberté d'expression, que Praud est journaliste, que Sarko est innocent et que Bardella va les sauver 🥸