Alison Keeling

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@reachvaldo Claude

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@LivingTricks_ Food

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@theamelia__ 64 box of Crayola crayons w built-in sharpener.

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@Wisdom_HQ 0. As far as I know, there is no such thing as a pichnic.

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@TweeetsOfDogs Yes, just a bit harder to photograph well.

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@Suzierizzo1 6

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Huzzah! Kudos to Stephen Colbert

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@lorenzougo @donwinslow Speech to text without review before hitting send. Guilty myself sometimes.

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@TheKevinDalton And thanks also to the amazing team of Cheers writers who came up with these gems.

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@SeditionistGop @Suzierizzo1 Um…Amy Winehouse, Sarah Vaughan, Ella Fitzgerald, Lady Gaga, Dinah Washington…

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@cleanwithmike System

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@The_MMW Compound

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@acherry13 Stanley is the bravest and luckiest boy!

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@JoshEakle Thank you, Boston.

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@WallStreetApes Why does it cost almost $1600 for 3 month's supply of blood thinner in the U.S. and $255 for the same amount in Canada?

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@acnewsitics Exactly

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@TMundo @ANNELAMOTT Thank you for this suggestion! I adore Alfre Woodard and also a big Charles Grodin fan. I'll definitely look this one up!

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@ANNELAMOTT Big Night. Stanley Tucci and Tony Shalhoub. Make sure you eat Italian that evening.

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@ChrisMurphyCT So hard to deal when folks have no sense of shame.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Wrong, Elon. Social Security has paid every benefit owed to every eligible American for 86 years. We can make it solvent for the next 75 years and expand benefits by scrapping the cap that allows billionaires like you to pay the same amount into Social Security as a truck driver.