Major Dick Ph.D.

| Ph.D. | PM | 2A | Trust Fund Baby | ΔΖ House Boy ‘24 | American Spirits | XXVII |

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wyd if you catch your girl sporting the bensmithvolsfan t shirt? 🤔

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#shrink female cops

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@brickman1105 One of us! One of us!

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@Steezeygene What a retard

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Monday night activities

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Count your days, Mike

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@RichiePryor Also, the mom wasn’t golfing she just took up the putter for the photo op

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#shrink the FUCK out of bringing your baby to the course

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@RichiePryor When I have to wait 40 minutes on each tee box, I might as well not book a teatime #shrinkts

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Split the fin

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@DeseanPackson This is just despicable

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@BobbyPlant68 Mine stole my bong and refused to give it back. Wish her the best

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@BobbyPlant68 Nothing worse than a nazi house mom. Stay safe brother

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“They’ve hit the second tower”

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Alabama fraternity consultant absolutely rips #practicewhatyoupreach

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It come with eggroll

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Foldable stool + PM = coin #stud

-1pt for missed belt loop

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Nothing like fresh snatch on spring break

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Mom found the bag

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Swapping my miller for bleach this weekend