Tom Gregory

Major Tom. BAFTA-winning Screenwriter/Actor/Space Oddity. Co-writer/creator of ‘MOBILITY’ comedy for BBC3 w/ @fatjacko Enquiries -

[Tom Gregory @MajorTomCom]

I co-created and wrote a comedy thing with the legendary @fatjacko for @bbccomedy and it’s being released into the wild (@BBCiPlayer) on Friday 26th May 2023. Hope you love it. ❤️ https://t.co/285GI5FAGz

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@FPL_Salah @_SarangJ More like Zidane. If he could add headers to his game but that would ruin the comb over.

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@CharlieVantFPL Maguire marked him out of the game

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@lateriser12 This might be a bit mad but Kovacic at 5.5? Starter in place of Rodri. Hasn’t really play since defcon was introduced. Or have I just completely lost the plot now?

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@AdamRichman @SWYW__fpl @stone_icon

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@FPL_JianBatra Crazy for me to start Merino over Salah though surely…? 🥸

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@fentonstevens @TheGladiatorHC Silver Fox

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@rufusjones1 2PASH2PASSIONATE

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

And so we move into the next phase of reality’s Squid Game: the end of fact-checking. From now on, what happened, what you think happened, what you wanted to have happened, and what other people said happened, are all of equal value. Other than people getting killed, what could possibly go wrong?

[Tom Gregory @MajorTomCom]

“Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.” Carl Sagan, Cosmos, 1980

“F u retard” Elon Musk, Twitter, 2025

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@joni_askola F u retard

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@beckandwoods So good. Conventional screenwriting wisdom will tell you enter a scene late and get out early, but this has such compelling characters and such a killer concept you just can’t take your eyes (or ears) off it. And that scene in particular you just don’t want it to end.

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My open letter to Amazon about what #Bond should be (as a screenwriter and a fan). And if Barbara Broccoli needs a new writer it would be a dream come true. #JamesBond #007 #Screenwriting @007

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The next James Bond film has stalled in development.

Amazon wants to create “Marvel-style ideas” with TV show & movie spinoffs, franchise producer Barbara Broccoli has called them “fucking idiots”

(Source: https://t.co/PvDBl5dDPe)

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@GailSimone Okay, I’ll bite… what’s a comic?

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@elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra I beg of you, just spend some of that money on penis enlargement and leave us all to get on with being normal.

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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy bloody large glasses.

Go into debt if you have to

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@beneverard Haha, I’ve got one for a real Home Alone 3, with ageing Wet Bandits.

[Janine Pipe - action director @JaninePipe28]

I just won best short action film!!!!!!

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“Major Tom’s 2024 ranked”, my list on @letterboxd: https://t.co/p8Pt94rSIg

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This is really creepy and completely pointless when AI could utilised for something useful to the human race but also I’m pretty sure I went to school with that girl.

[Min Choi @minchoi]

This is mind blowing!

Bytedance announces INFP, AI that can make any single image talk and sing from any audio file expressively!

Podcasting will never be the same.

8 wild examples:

1. Talking Mona Lisa

[isabelle 🪐 @isabelleboemeke]

My photo kissing a nuclear waste cask went viral and people had… opinions about it.

There was outrage, with many claiming it was dangerous and that I was hurting my future children (lol).

Here’s why kissing a nuclear waste cask is actually fine🧵

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@DavidLemon777 But Red One has a long shelf life and multiple verticals!