Major Tom Reports

MTR: The Vistanauts (orig. music) Major Tom Reports YT, Major Tom & The Moonboys (Bowie) musician, esquire, painter, writer, antiquarian, believer & much less.

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@jessicaflatcat @TheTommyJordan_ @NiceGuyMersh Whats happening here!? Ive never seen this before. Cruises ARE notorious for food poisonin, so for that, yeah no.

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@CORNdiff One of the many victims that show up on true crime videos? Hope not but looks like it.

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@papa_electrico Hidden. Lol. Well, the Osiris eye tattoo successfully did its proper work…

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@davidbowie_news The ultimate mullet!

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@Acts17David @fawzydawah Too much logic and rational, historical verbage dr. Wood. Guaranteed to fall on (spiritually) deaf ears. But A for effort!🥳🫡

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@Acts17David @InspiringPhilos Great tie. Great ie clip. Great message! (Suit pretty nice too!)!

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@Sylvael2 @brutalfightz2 Valid point 😘

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@TommyMMcNulty @LionelMedia But dr demento was actually creative and smart.

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@LionelMedia Goofy phony mf

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@ClayDabbler From one artist to another, nice work clay!😘

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@ShadowofEzra I wouldn’t and don’t wish h*ll on anyone……. But you get what you want and love in the end.

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@Karmichael3rd Spain blows dead bear right about now. UNLESS .. u have security, gates, lotsa pharma-grade blow, rent boys&gurls .. a cat (rodents need not apply anymore—too obvious).. Aaaand.. well , all the other appurtenances of ol’ scratch.
Simple man’s opinion.. just sayin

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I disagree chad. He’s but a disturbed boy man.. who is kinda a still surviving survivor.
Against a lot of odds and semi spectrum abilities.
Hacks … are normal douche bag losers.
Anyway, thats my take.
Now YOU on the other hand… are … an “anti-enigma”.
Forget “anti-comedy”…
“Anti-Enigma” is the new edge.
Jus’ sayin.
—maj. tom .. out 🫡

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@0LittleLemmi0 @BuckmanSchmuel Gross

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@softhesoul136 He’s the champ. Only gets more obvious by the day. Slowburn

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@kingofalldicks1 @aykiri It’s ruff out there! Hey! At least they’re doing sh*t! Working

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@papa_electrico @0LittleLemmi0 Cabala yo

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@GodLogic_GL Understatement of the several millennia

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@papa_electrico @Gummi_Chainsaw @patdixon Lezzz fatigue