Matt Majot

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@StudioWildcard_ I’ve been in queue to join my server for 2 1/2 hours

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@jamesmaysean @chrisdelia Wow.

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@mattdelia Today I decided to listen to the soundtrack to Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3. It’s not as cool as haha bubbles. But it’s something I’m proud of and worked hard for.

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@pant_leg The amount of cringe to how this guy acted is unsettling. Hey dude. Be partners or be nothing.

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@Sethrogen Fucking innovator you are. The amount of excitement we would get when we would finally get the text: “Pineapple Express on deck”. Whether it was amazing or shnicklefritz masquerading as P.E. didn’t matter. It was always the dopest dope I’d ever smoked.

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@chrisdelia Damn the creepy stalker is going to kill you in this season isn’t he. Damn it all.

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@billyeichner Billy On The Street just came out on Netflix and I can’t believe I was sleeping on this show. I just binge watched 3 seasons and it’s so good I could just FU*$&/! LOSE IT! #BillyOnTheStreet

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@chrisdelia @__dempseey Dang dude. The first alcoholic beverage you have is a white claw. On behalf of alcohol everywhere.. we’re sorry.

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@DanODonne11 @chrisdelia @CheetoSantino Im so bummed out that not only does this exist, but that I saw it. Sucks.

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@lightninglink1 Sucks

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@chrisdelia Just don’t jump out while watching “Castaway”...

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@bmoreravens1fan @chrisdelia Whats a pers? You couldn’t have meant persON because that’s only two more letters and would be absolutely absurd to have abbreviated the word person.

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@TheRealOJ32 The juice. Mr juice.

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@ElliottBinder @famossamoss Get the hell up!!

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@chrisdelia Hahah that smile. It just... gets ya.

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@chrisdelia This is so real. Wanna skip the person at the counter and pay for gas at the pump? Here’s what the screen has to say:

“Are you a rewards member?”
-No.

“Would you like a car wash?”
-No?? What the fuck??

[Matt Majot @MajotMatt]

@ElliottBinder Oh there are plenty of services I’m in need of, sir.