TightLinesTopShelf

The only thing we’ve won is an opportunity to MAGA. Let’s not squander it. When God isn’t fishing for men, he’s playing hockey.

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Minnesota is trying to pass legislation limiting YOUR use of YOUR classic car or motorcycle to daylight weekend hours.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Michael McCarron fed Corey Perry a LETHAL uppercut 😳

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says he plans on keeping ICE at airports across the US INDEFINITELY, per NewsNation

And per @RealTomHoman, they’ll even be CHECKING IDs!

This is about to backfire TREMENDOUSLY on Schumer and the Democrats! 🤣🔥

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Socialism relies on the poor

To justify its existence

So it perpetuates poverty

[TightLinesTopShelf @MakeMinnyGA]

@LouNewsMan @SunMinnow I’ve been told, reliably, by the DFL that this never happens. This is why @MNSteveSimon refuses to release the voter rolls. Tip of the iceberg.

[Lou Raguse @LouNewsMan]

A Northern Minnesota election judge pleaded guilty, admitting let 11 unregistered voters cast their ballots last November.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

CANCEL the recess.

NEVER SURRENDER the floor.

PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

WOW!

It’s working.

President Trump just called on the Senate to stay in DC through Easter

to pass DHS funding & the SAVE America Act.

President Trump is listening to what the American people want.

No recess!

[TightLinesTopShelf @MakeMinnyGA]

@MNSteveSimon

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

DHS: “Hey states, send us your voter-registration data and we’ll help you identify noncitizens who may have registered”

Red States: “Great; will do!”

Blue States: “No”

DHS: “Why”

Blue States: “Umm … noncitizens don’t vote, you’re racist, January 6th … and climate change”

This is why we need the SAVE America Act

Share if you agree

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Absolutely. The judges responsible for repeatedly releasing violent criminals who commit horrific crimes must be impeached.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

BREAKING

A Minnesota election judge plead guilty to allowing 11 unregistered people to vote in November 2024.

This is the same state that allows 1 registered voter to vouch for up to 8 persons without an ID.

Pass the SAVE America Act!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

So basically:

a) ICE deploys somewhere
b) TSA lines plummet
c) Traffic vanishes
d) ERs clear out
e) Construction sites are ghost towns
f) Class sizes shrink

...and we're still supposed to believe there are only 11 million illegal aliens in the country?!

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

1. This is a lie

2. Read the damn bill

3. The text beginning on page 12, line 22 makes abundantly clear that what you’re saying isn’t true

4. Why can’t Senate Democrats argue against this bill without lying?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is insane

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate.

On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other".

Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion.

Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself.

Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo.

Rest in peace, Chuck!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Report on the Somalia property boom:

“Amid an economic boom in the country, construction is taking place all over Somalia”

They’re robbing U.S. taxpayers blind to build up their own country

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Democrats: “lol if we ever come to power again we are going to flood the country with another 100 million illegals and throw you all in prison.”

Senate GOP: “Ermmm guys… We can’t break with our precious norms and procedures and pass voter ID…”

[Mike Lee @SenMikeLee]

Chuck Schumer and other Democrats have insisted that they actually support Voter ID—they just object to other parts of the SAVE America Act.

Well, @SenJonHusted just asked unanimous consent to pass ONLY the Voter ID portion of the bill.

Democrats blocked it.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Republican Senators just attempted to CALL DEMOCRATS’ BLUFF and attempted to pass ONLY the Voter ID portion of the SAVE America Act

But Democrats BLOCKED IT.

That’s why we have to go ALL IN. They will NOT pass just Voter ID — regardless of what they say

Dems LIE!

[Joey Jones @Johnny_Joey]

For those of you not familiar.

The A-10 Warthog is the ugliest, most absurdly beautiful killing machine to ever take flight. A flying chunk of titanium molded around a gatlin gun style cannon; the equally absurd 30mm GAU-8.

It commands the adoration of troops on the ground as the sound of its unmistakable mating call the “brrrrrrp” overhead means several enemy fighters have been neutralized.

It flies low and slow delivering death more intimately than any other fighter jet could fathom.

Cloaked in armor, it’s rumored to be able to take damage to 70% of its airframe and still land with ease. It doesn’t need a long or even paved runway.

The uppity nerds running the Air Force have decided to “phase them out” this year… yet here they are continuing to “get some”.

I personally think that @USMC should take the them over… they fit perfectly in our “take old shit and make it great” culture.