WellingtonWeather

Wellington Weather. Racist, insulting, and occasionally touching. Prepare yourself for some words of wisdom … About every hour or so

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If you are hungry, just smile. Things will be alright in the long run.

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I once said, life will hit you are hard ... Buses will too. But in the end, if you just smile. You'll be fine.

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The sun will rise .. and fall too .

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Smile even though your heart is breaking, smile even though it is aching. Life is still worthwhile, if you just smile ... :)

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What did the Chinese family buy at the pet store? Groceries

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross country.

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What's the difference between Bruce Jenner and Bruce Banner? One transforms into a horrifying monster, and the other is The Hulk.

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What do you call a beautiful, thin woman in America? A tourist.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling.

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What's the capital of Greece? About €10.

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Why did Anne Frank never finish her dairy? She had concentration problems.

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What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution.

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Just saw this feral young kids stomping out this beautiful sandcastle. I thought the Zoo was in #Auckland

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I searched on the App Store 'Make me a fire' and it came up with no matches.

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What's long, black, and smells like piss? The line at WINZ.

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Fucking Dog howling at 12 in the morning. I'm gonna go all Korea on its ass soon.

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Flew Jetstar last night. Remind me write my will earlier next time.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He says 'Oh fuck. Ouch that hurt.' Dipshits walking into bars all the time.

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I feel like Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are slowly becoming a modern retelling of the fable 'The Hare and Tortoise'

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If Asian Drivers are bad Sober ... Man, wouldn't want to drive with Hoang after he's had a few.