Millicent Bystander

lowkey drama queen. cosplayer. hbcu grad || 🏳️‍🌈

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why:

"It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"

[Megha @megha_lilly]

I know I sound like a broken record but it’s just so shocking. Why the heck have they gotten rid of all the colour in movies and tv shows?? Is there a camera lens that stopped being produced or something? Is everyone in Hollywood just depressed and allergic to saturation?

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

So they took away our sd cards, our memory sticks, and then started charging us for memory to store our data. Then they started taking away our vhs and our dvds and they started charging us to stream movies. Then they took away our little headphone jack and then started charging us all kinds of amounts for apple products to make up for not having that headphone jack. Then they started taking away farmers rights to have seeds so they can't grow certain fruits and vegetables anymore but then they start selling us seedless fruits. The list goes on, you guys tell me what what did we used to have that they have taken away?

[ARTTOP @No_Toilets]

Just to prove my point - here is what it would sound like if they didn’t drown Dolly in reverb and delay.

[Koch's slutty little bacillus 🦠🧫 (comms closed) @LEPER_KlNG]

i wrote a cringe esque post on tumblr abt this kind of zombie but i still believe this is how a zombie apocalypse like this would go

[🌸Jay🌸 @SowoneulJay]

I envy people who are too young to remember the hold Let It Go had on the world

[sprout🌱 @tati_sprout]

Before you lay up with that man, my friend told me that day care for her 4 month old is 2,200 so make sure it’s worth it

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.

[Roe 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them @GraceRoe5142]

I feel like I’ve been watching the government try to murder the population of New Orleans my entire life.

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

hit em where it hurts

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

$5 marketing budget
still wouldn’t use AI
DONT SLEEP - AUG 7th

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Two bi guys who you won’t date and a single mother with no kids walk into a bar, three homeboys pay for your sister’s BBL but not your friends meals at your birthday dinner. Your mother in law sits in the front seat and you’re upset. Who is the baby, the momma or the grandmama?

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

My God.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love declining cookies. i love telling TSA agents i do not consent to having my photo taken. i love pretending i have any agency over the countless tiny ways i am surveilled every single moment of every single day

[Da Geechee Goddess @DaGeecheeGamer]

Dreamcon was created primarily to be a safe space for Black nerds with shared interests in anime and gaming while celebrating our culture and who we are as a people. All these people with these shitty ass takes about it being freaked out, not fw nerd shit, and being racist...

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

but whitey’s on the moon