Lewis 🧀

Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

[Lewis 🧀 @MakesSonse]

Minesweeper taught me more than school ever did. It taught me logic, strategy, and that sometimes in life, no matter how well you plan, luck still plays the biggest role. Thanks @Windows

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Looks more like North Boat to me.

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For the price Lego sets cost these days, you’d think they’d at least come pre-built.

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Pay & Display could really be taken the wrong way.

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Aren't all universities "open"? @OpenUniversity

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When does an inside joke become an outside joke?

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Gives me the creeps when someone says a person is beautiful inside and out.

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Why are people always congratulating their steak? 🥩

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Me seeing Expedition 33 sweep @thegameawards...

@PowerWashSim
@FuturLab

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Parallel parking would be a lot easier if cars could drive sideways.

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How come there's coke zero but not chicken nugget zero?

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Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying, like we’re personally powering it with determination?

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies famously wake up every two hours screaming?

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Why is red velvet a thing but blue velvet isn't?

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The strongest bond known to man is two strangers making eye contact when a toddler is absolutely losing it in public.

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There’s a specific kind of sadness reserved for when your tea goes cold but you’re the one who forgot it.

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I don't know why restaurants serve Indian or Chinese dishes. Ceramic is fine.

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Funny how we don’t remotely control the remote control.
We locally control the remote to remotely control the thing.

If we did remotely control the remote… would it need its own remote?

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Knowing is the half battle. What's the other half?

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Sometimes a warm coke is the kinda coke you need.

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Hotel channel surfing, suddenly the show you’d never watch at home is unmissable.