Mimon Sakin.

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@Uber this journey is £5-7 max usually how do you justify this you absolute crooks

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@Doritos #DoritosDewDrop

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@Uber Left my keys and jacket in a taxi about week ago, now the driver is telling me I need to pay the £115 fare from Hounslow to greenwich to have them delivered back to me? Is this the norm?

[Global @globalautocare]

We're celebrating the end of the international break by offering two pairs of tickets to tomorrow's game v Reading! Follow us & RT to enter

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Thanks to @MyWakefield who have asked me to switch the Crimbo lights on👍 5pm on the 18th November. 26 years living in Shakey Wakey "chuffed"

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@niallgorton

[Etim Imperator @AlexEtim_]

"Sounds of the sir" https://t.co/X24aOMAenu

[oki-ni.com @okini]

To buy a pair of Yeezy Boost 350 Black, you'll need to enter our release raffle. Good luck! https://t.co/ZN6FtQAESq

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Sky Sources: Leeds sack head coach Uwe Rosler. #SSNHQ

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@santanderuk Phonecall number 5 to Santander, still waiting to be assisted, over 4 weeks later. "Call back within 5 working days" Useless.

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@jackynory @theallen_ @Mixmag @RLGRIME POWPOW

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

That I do. #LoveTea

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

iPhone 6 enroute, hurry up Javed!

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

New flat is the one, just missing a proper bed..#airbedftw

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

Happy #AirMaxDay

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

Behave like Belfort on a Bugs Bunny budget #unstoppable

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@B_Barker1991 attention seeking wanker.

[Mimon Sakin. @MakinSimon]

@theallen_ aren't you a lil cutie, 5 days petal x

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

On average, undergraduate students who major in economics have more sex partners than those studying any other subject.