Mallory Cwik

Food Lover. Packer Backer. Dog Mom. Human Mom. Professional raiser of funds.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

Hey @duffgoldman , how’d we do?? 😂

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

Kid is back in a Toy Story kick and singing “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” on repeat. Adorable.

However, instead of the line “You’re gonna see it’s our destiny” she’s using “You’re gonna sleep in some gasoline” and I gotta say it really hits different.

[Crohn's & Colitis Foundation @CrohnsColitisFn]

Our statement on access to methotrexate for IBD patients following Roe v. Wade overturning.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

To think this week started off with the high of FINALLY getting our 4yo daughter COVID vaccinated on Monday -- only to get to Friday and lose the right to fundamental women's healthcare.

How do you even begin to process this all?

[Chris Wanka @fyreman2006]

IMO,

No hospital should play nursery rhymes or other happy music throughout the hospital to announce a baby birth. Because, that is the last thing that needs to be going on when someone is miscarrying in the ED or experiencing the death of a loved one, etc

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

@mikeoz A Peach Al Pastor Party is the only kind of party I ever want to attend. Those looks amazing.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

HELL YES.

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: FDA panel recommends authorizing the Moderna vaccine for kids under 6, which is a two-dose vaccine. https://t.co/tLkCwPcjFR

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

4yo: Mom. Can I tell you something?

Me: Of course. You can tell me anything.

4yo: I’m thinking about little treats right now.

(pause)

…like all sorts of little treats.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

Just want to give a public shoutout to
@Chris_Cwik for holding down the fort during my busiest work weekend of the year. Came home today to flowers, cupcakes, and a fully bathed child which is pretty much the working mom’s ultimate trifecta.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

Let me paint a picture:
4yo picks a Wonder Woman dress (backwards, of course) with a pink ballet skirt underneath. Underneath THAT some tie-dye denim shorts. Cute pigtails. Clutching a Teddy Roosevelt stuffie who lost his jacket & looks like he’s wearing a backless halter shirt.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

@leiftheviking We did leave. But we still love the food. Lol. We’ll be back there this summer to hit up all our favorite spots!

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I think it's time for some cake.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

My kid has dedicated herself to memorizing the Mulan soundtrack and also declared today that she doesn’t like drinks with bubbles. So, uh…yeah. My human cloning experiment is going quite well, thanks for asking.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

I should mention she requires all stories to fit this criteria:

1) Spider-Man must go to the Encanto. Mirabel & friends cannot go to the spiderverse.

2) Every story must have sad part.

3) Other super heroes are also allowed appearances as long as they’re Spider-Man’s friends

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

A year later this nightly tradition is still very much alive. However for the last 4 weeks or so we’ve been stuck in “Spider-Man Visits the Encanto House” every single night. I’m running out of material, so please send your best pitches. Thnx.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

Each night our 3yo requests a made up bedtime story. She picks the characters and then @Chris_Cwik and I have to make it up from there.

Tonight she wanted a story about Mario & Goouigi visiting Nemo & Dori —- and I gotta say that is a fictional crossover I was not prepared for.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

I need this to come true.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

@Ben_Wooley @kungfusquirrel So happy to see this addressed. I cannot tell you how many times we had out of town guests in SEA who asked why we bought half sticks of butter.

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

The kid somehow learned the phrase “I do declare” and was really workshopping it tonight during bedtime.

“I DO DECLARE I will not brush my teeth!”

“I DO DECLARE those are NOT the pajamas I’m wearing.”

…I guess I’m now the mother to a 1920s vaudeville villain?

[Mallory Cwik @MalCwik]

My hands smell fiercely of strawberry coconut but are also very, very dry. Please send moisturizer and vaccines for under 5yo. Thnx.

[Chris Cwik (the real one) @Chris_Cwik]

Kept our kid at home the past few weeks as the virus numbers surge again and it's very reminiscent of 2020 and extremely triggering and basically I put bubble bath mix in the bathroom soap dispenser last night and we're all just going to deal with that for now.

[Chris Cwik (the real one) @Chris_Cwik]

Kept our kid at home the past few weeks as the virus numbers surge again and it's very reminiscent of 2020 and extremely triggering and basically I put bubble bath mix in the bathroom soap dispenser last night and we're all just going to deal with that for now.