Mallory Melosi

Loving my life and everyone who is in it!

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Offered me credit that has to be booked within 90 days. In the middle of a pandemic. I will never @FlyFrontier ever again.

[Mallory Melosi @MalFrey12]

Been on hold for 2 hours with @FlyFrontier for them to tell me I can’t get a refund for them moving my flight up SIX HOURS because my flight wasn’t cancelled, it was just changed. What!?

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@jenniferweiner Pick me! 🙋🏼‍♀️ Mallory Melosi

[Mallory Melosi @MalFrey12]

#GreysAnatomy still knows how to make me ugly cry.

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Arie and Lauren going to see Machu Pichu, one of the seven wonders of the world.

The eighth wonder is why any of us are still watching this show.

#TheBachelorFinale

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Wanna know what my dogs ate tonight while we were gone? A whole bag of smokehouse almonds, a whole bag of honey roasted peanuts, and six individual size diced pears.... 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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I think I spend the majority of my day at work re-logging into things that have timed out...

[Mallory Melosi @MalFrey12]

Addy calls & needs a title for her consumer ed headline for yrbook
Al: What you got cookin in that oven? #shitalyrindysays @carolynvaulman

[Mallory Melosi @MalFrey12]

Wedding songs Spotify playlist ALL WEEK! #weddingweek #meanttobemelosi

[Mallory Melosi @MalFrey12]

Nothing prepares you for having children more than letting your puppy throw up in your hands..... #ruby

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All aboard the hot mess express!!!! 🙋🏻👰🏻 #MeantToBeMelosi #24days l

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Leave for honeymoon in 41 days. Too soon to start packing??? #stlucia #meetthemelosis

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Nevermind... cancel all my birthday plans. New episodes of Fuller House come out that day! #HappyBirthdaytome

[Mallory Melosi @MalFrey12]

Uhhhh I can't tell my dogs apart anymore..... #stella #ruby #goldens @rtmelos

[Mallory Melosi @MalFrey12]

Adulting is googling how to clean shit. #adulting

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Good thing for friends that send magnet save the dates.. cause I gotta use it to hold up all the other save the dates #weddingseasoniscoming

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Anyone else read the Facebook comments on BuzzFeed articles or news articles and just laugh their asses off? No? Just me? 😂😂

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The pedi lady is POPPING MY TOES!!! WHATTTTT.

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OMG! The Roomba fits under the couch. My life is made! #dogmom #somuchhair

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That awful moment that the place you got your liquor from in college doesn't card you anymore 😭