Malady Wise

GP who loves diagnostic puzzles. Current hyperfocus is investing and financial markets. Not medical advice. Not financial advice.

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@DrEricLevi So from my research I think a magic coffee is a flat white with 2 shots made slightly shorter. Or a double ristretto with steamed milk made up to about 5oz (147mL) instead of 6oz (177mL)

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@tferriss "The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none." ― Also Eden Phillpotts

Although he came up with this one as well... "Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking."

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@drkeithsiau Grossly undercooked toasted cheese sandwich - possibly using parmesan cheese by mistake

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@NicoGagelmann Confused drunk snowman falling backwards sign = CMV

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@Zeneca Scary. I had hiccups earlier this week for the first time in years and without verbalising or typing the word 'hiccup', I starting seeing hiccup cure posts on Twitter. It made my brain hurt for a bit considering that a non-word sound could possibly be interpreted and targeted

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@radRounds Horizontal badness. Sagittal looks unpleasant as well.
https://t.co/viL6MfHqCK

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@australiandr Chilaiditi sign = Bowel under diaphragm above liver
https://t.co/9DwRHx2zhN

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@OGdukeneurosurg @emilysharpe Propofol.
https://t.co/4qcy7HvkuL
The more important question is do we call it Chlorotrichia or Trichochloria.
Same with urine.
Urochloria or Chlorouria.

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@celeste_yergin Insufficient caffeine. Add espresso. Else mix instant coffee into Nutella

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@BigImpactHumans The frequency of flatus in a healthy human is 10 to 20 per day with a total daily volume of 500mL to 1500mL. Acceptable alternative terms include toot, poot, fluff, air biscuit, bottom burp, and ghost poop.

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@nba_paint Suggested edit

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@IBS_Maastricht @AGA_CGH @LinChangMD @drkeithsiau @stevenbollipo @alex_ford12399 @joostphdrenth @WeertsZsaZsa @MujagicZlatan @Mo_Shiha @RomeFoundation @DrCJBlack Interesting. Surprised pelvic floor is 10%. I need to ask about this more
45% = Functional Dyspepsia
20% = Gastroparesis
12% = Rapid gastric emptying
10% = Pelvic floor
8% = Constipation
7% = Cannabis
5% = Medication
3% = Chronic N+V syndrome
2% = MAL syndrome
1% = SMA syndrome

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@OGdukeneurosurg Pattern is ? maybe electrical treeing. We need an electrical engineer
https://t.co/2g1x73Q1w5

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@OGdukeneurosurg Couldn't find a decent answer. This pathology article from 2023 tried to work it out. Lines don't seem to correlate with skin moisture or superficial vessels. Best guess was temporary capillary dilatation. https://t.co/jmufVlPO6U

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@NEJM Best guess is Schisto as well. I thought Mansoni was gut therefore ? Haematobium.