Mark Roberts

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@monsterhunter45 That had to have been a hoot while you were writing this list. I'd have been chuckling the whole time.

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@BradRTorgersen @RealDianeYap This is the same woman who will see you at home on a day off and pull out the list of things she wants done. Forget that you just spent the last 14 days working 12 hours a day. It seems to stem from a selfish lack of empathy. The man is a resource, nothing more.

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@LionelMedia Looks like she is simulating a double dong scissoring exercise.

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@AustinMurrey @monsterhunter45 Isn't the 38 super just one round available on the California Roster for 1911s? I mean, if you were going for armor piercing a 7.62x25 would be a better choice, I suspect you can't get those Tokarevs in CA.

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@Jringo1508 @BillJuftes @drsarah You do realize "The Shoulders of Orion" is a massive carrier? It carried light frigates, corvettes, littoral combat ships through hyper slip so those small ships didn't need to be fitted for FTL?

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@Jringo1508 @Ravenismeee This thing exactly. When you're mind numbingly bored, in the woods at 12yo, half a mile from your house in BFE Ohio, you start having weird recall of memories that won't exist for another 15 years. Like working in Manhattan and marrying a NJ girl, which later happens, oddly.

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@BradRTorgersen @billybinion I was pushed out the door at 54 in 2021 due to covid. I was making about half what she was. I could have retired but started a home inspection business and am now nearly back to where I was. I don't really have any sympathy.

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@JPK1081 @MarioNawfal You've apparently never been sucker punched if you thought those were sucker punches.

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@ronsterd89 See, back in the 50s, the husband would say to the wife, go do the laundry and take an aspirin. She of course, assumed he meant throw it in the washer. What he meant was he didn't want any shit about "I have a headache" when it was time for the rogering.

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@namtrag @awgaffney Fill a bucket with water. Grab the handle. Spin around in a circle with the bucket out to the side. If you go fast enough, no water will spill out and you can practically get it straight out. Which side faces you the whole time?

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@JebraFaushay There is an evolutionary reason for this. Out In the wild, predictability means death. It means predators know when to leap, as all the prey are in unison. In the camp, the opposite is true. A poorly organized camp, not acting in unison meant failure. Men went out.

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@HORRIBLEDPLORBL @mazeg_mix It's almost like they got a new phone and put the old one in the fake video to add authenticity, ironically doing the exact opposite.

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Grok answered this: This is the Nov 2023 bodycam of 81yo Mary Jo Bailey's arrest at her Arizona home (near Phoenix). In 1985, jealous over shared boyfriend Jack Owen, she ambushed & shot rival Yvonne Menke (45) 3x in a Wisconsin stairwell as Menke warmed her car for work. Boot prints, calls & witness tips linked her. She fled to AZ, stayed free 38yrs till cold case reopened. Convicted 1st-degree murder May 2024; life sentence July 2024 (parole at 101+).

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@elonmusk True, but it can take away a lot of unhappiness.

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@MomsPostingLs I dunno, if she's paying 500k to be with her, you can probably negotiate it up to 750k. 250k will pay for the therapy you'll need afterwards. She just doesn't look like she can pay that much for a man. I'd pin her at a 12 pack and a pizza and you'd fight over every piece.

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@callmetruth255 @alphafox 10 million a year comes out to $19.03 a minute, obviously different in a leap year and changes every year with orbital decay. So for 30 minutes, you need to pony up $570.39. You're off by more than an order of magnitude.

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@AntiLeftMemes Eliminated the $200 NFA Tax stamp

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@shellshockkk She said "Me and tons of other people". Is that like one or two other people to make up those tons?

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@Matt_Pinner AJ Gentile

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@itsrubycakes Sizzlean & hot garbage