Brian Malbon

Author of Sheila: Baby's First Zombie Apocalypse. HWA member. Canadian.

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

@LordGrimdark I like your books, but
They're too short

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

@AlanBaxter

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

This is the stuff that makes about 50% of us dream about being archaeologists. Of course, that's just because we are seeing the glorious end-result of tons of grueling, painstaking work (rather than the work itself). Cheers to the wonderful archaeologists out there! #muchlove

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

@travismcelroy when I decided to listen to MBMBAM while running errands today I didn't expect to be driving RIGHT past a pedestrian with the window down in time for them to hear "do you care about my anus?"

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

Anybody else feel like 2021 jumped the shark? Like the writers ran out of plot ideas and just started pulling words out of hats?

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

@sydneemcelroy

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

We can all agree that it took far too long to deplatform him, and it’ll take a generation to undo the damage. But at least it’s a first step, and that’s worth celebrating https://t.co/Dn9KFrcQsd

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

"Layla" https://t.co/5INXsCzLmC

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"Autumn Sunset" https://t.co/TAWsTJdChy

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"It Has To Stop Sometime... Right?" https://t.co/O3d0Zav9gr

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"Heading Out" https://t.co/UujXqmuYQY

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"The Child" https://t.co/plAlnbvI0B

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"Night Shooting" https://t.co/Y9tgyH5iQT

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

@lifetimetv @kfc @mariolopezviva Please tell me @JustinMcElroy already knows about this

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#MBMBaMLive

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@pattonoswalt Winters Gielgud

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@EveForster Neil Gaiman calls it a story children see as a delightful adventure but adults see as horror. This did not, however, encourage her to get interested in other fantasy-horrors, sadly

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

@EveForster It's a kid's movie and a horror movie at once. And the book is even scarier.
That said, Coraline (my daughter) loves it.

[Brian Malbon @MalbonBrian]

Dairy products
Milk: get that back in the fridge the second you're done with it or it'll poison you!
Cheese: cover that with some kind of airtight packaging or it'll be ruined with mold!
Butter: meh. Just leave it on a plate on the counter so it's easier to smear on bread