Malcmus

shorter than I think, taller than I look.

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@jamesgolding1 @LeeValleyVP @derbyvelodrome Geologically the Lea Valley is the Midlands.

Same logic: London Stansted and London Luton airports; Eton Dorney London Olympics

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@TheLastLeg #APolicyForLabour no Waxworks as party leader #Jess4PM

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@jamieblanc Let it be noted that G himself has steadfastly (and very knowingly) talked about "Roderick" in post-stage interviews this week, when asked about Roblic. Genius.

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@itvcycling I already loved G before this year's TdF (and more since your sound engineer dropped Tom Jones in the closing credits), however his continued reference to "Roderick" is utter genius.

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@TheLastLeg #isitok I reinstalled Twitter after an 8-month sanity-saving break because of The Last Leg? #dryas a cream cracker in a sauna

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One week is enough, Twitter is being taken back off the phone again so that a measure of sanity and consideration can return to my life. See ya later.

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@philbuckley5 Yet again, no comment made regarding yer man's C++ skills... https://t.co/F24DUahuCr

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@jitensha_oni What would happen if people crowdfunded some "Motorists dismount" signs?

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In November, I deleted Twitter off my phone, and it's been wonderful.

This week I'm back on for logistical necessity.

You lot haven't changed.

#StayAwesome

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Hi @obergurgl_ski does the Crystal rep come to the Alpina this evening, and if so what time? Cheers!

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Woke up after a dream about a Twitter thread.
This is not healthy.
Today I'm taking myself off Twitter. Laters!

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The world needs to know this. Brighten the delivery people's day.... https://t.co/c6kT30PhdA

[Phil Buckley @philbuckley5]

If you manually enter a title when paying online, it turns out visa does not verify it. This allows you to enter 'Yo!'

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Nicole Scherzinger has gone to extreme lengths to stop Simon putting his arm round her. #bodyarmour #XFactorFinal

[bet365 @bet365]

Luton Town since the beginning of November:

✅ Beat Portsmouth
✅ Draw with Cheltenham
✅ Beat Cambridge
✅ Beat Carlisle
✅ Beat Crewe
✅ Beat Gateshead

🔝 Top of League Two
🏆 FA Cup third round

🔶 #COYH 🔷

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We need a new oven. I'm going to go to the Aga showroom, I've been told they have a big range.

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@KirstenMinshall The song that tells you it's proper Christmas, the Pogues & Kirsty McColl.

(The first listen each year always great. The 96th listen, by about Dec 19th, starts to get a bit much).

[Malcmus @Malcmus]

Just heard "Fairytale...."
So now starting to feel a tiny bit less humbug...

[Brendan Cox @MrBrendanCox]

Can’t remember the last time everyone from @jeremycorbyn to @theresa_may, @DanielJHannan to @HackneyAbbott, @OwenJones84 to @piersmorgan , has been on the same side. Thanks @realDonaldTrump for reminding us that we have #moreincommon and no time for hatred.