Malcolm G Judge

Author of Jonny Jakes Investigates. Three boys, two published books, one wife and glad to be alive.

[Malcolm G Judge @MalcolmGJudge1]

@MaudieSmith Hi Maudie, long time no chat. The website looks great. Glad you're still writing and I share your positive spin on untamed gardens!

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@OxtedLibrary @SurreyLibraries Hope there’s no evil aliens lurking around

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Celebrate #NationalHamburgerDay with your favourite take away and @MalcolmGJudge1's The Hamburgers of Doom!
@SurreyLibraries

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@northernassist please reconsider your decision to confine your railcard holders to off peak. You are stopping good Peter take the train

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Come on COP 26, let’s show we’ve evolved a little and understand that less really can be more #COP26Glasgow

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Banning cotton buds, stirrers and plastic straws isn’t going to fix the plastic crisis. @BorisJohnson you need to take real action. You can start by stopping dumping UK waste on other countries and by introducing a bottle return scheme. #Wasteminster

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@cate_anne_barr Merry Chrimbo Bazza, have an awesome 2020

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@sarahLhughes_ hope all’s well Hughesy. Have a merry Chrimbo and good luck smashing 2020

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I may have been drunk but I honestly don’t think I’ve heard a better live voice than #thelukejacksontrio

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Woo hoo, nice to know people are still enjoying Jonny Jakes

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Read my review of the hilarious Jonny Jakes Investigates… The Hamburger of Doom by @MalcolmGJudge1 #bookblogger #bookbloggers #funnybooks #ChildrensBooks #kidslit #bookreviews #lovebooks

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Max and Ivan show at the Fringe as hilarious and bonkers as ever. Great finale!

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@sharongosling I'm intrigued!

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@cate_anne_barr @MTamerA Hi Bazza, we’re big fans of Max and Ivan on at the Pleasance Dome

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@maxandivan great show, hope Ivan has applied some Savlon

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@SalmanRushdie Right!

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@waitrose Good job

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@sharongosling Slugs gotta eat

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“You dive? What are you, a girl?”

A girl:

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@KateMallinder great job

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@KateMallinder @FireflyPress @YA_Books Nice one Kate