@tsoding I think your logic at the end of 4 is flawed. If I understand correctly, you're saying (k_a + k_b) can be *any* natural number, so you choose it to be 0.
But (k_a + k_b) has a *specific* value, depending on a, b, and c.
For example: 14 % 3 has k=4
Saw someone else trying to compare their own teams/discord/slack type app which took like 2sec to open (still abysmally slow btw), but this is a way better comparison of how fast your computer should be.
one of my favorite bizarre alt history theories is everyone actually used to look like this, but over many generations abundant resources protected and proliferated maladaptive traits until we all just became objectively physically not as hot
Me: Hey Google,
Google: *chime*
Me: How much longer until I reach my destination?
Google: By the way, if you want to listen to the news, just say "Hey Google"
Google: *chime*
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Your human rights are increasingly tied to your access to computing. Demand Right to Repair. Your ability to own, modify, and repair your devices is too important to trust to corporations that don't have your best interests in mind.