Thomas Dodson

@Smokefacedgrilla! Scouser...Everton FC...MMA...Webs...BBQ,Pizza & Chicken Wing enthusiast..."Death is so final. Whereas life, is full of possibilities"

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

For what's money without happiness? Or hard times without people you love

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

Hahahahahaha what a man

[Paul McGinnes @PaulMcG1992]

Martin Brundle: "Don't push me mate, I'm nearly famous."

We must protect MB at all costs, the man is a living legend. 😂 #MonacoGP

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

@StuntNun Get to fuck 😂

“Meet up at the changies for a catch up!”

If you’ve ever worked in retail, the people who take the piss in changing rooms get wished death upon. Grab what sizes you need and try them on, if you’re between 2 sizes, grab both! Staff are not your personal shoppers!

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

“Meet up at the changies for a catch up!”

If you’ve ever worked in retail, the people who take the absolute piss in changing rooms get wished death on. Grab what sizes you need and try them on. Staff are not your personal shoppers!

[Aurora @StuntNun]

Men don’t understand that M&S changing rooms used to be a social space. Mums and daughters or groups of friends would go in together. People would come out of cubicles part-clothed to ask the assistant for another size. Women would ask others if a piece of clothing suited them.

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

@nba_paint Ordered here for a Knicks fan in the UK! Absolutely buzzing for the fair price on delivery for UK fans 💙🧡

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

@EklundElek @Mellor76 It’s a fucking advert, you lizard

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

Newcastle 😂😂😂

[Pitch Side @PitchSideTweets]

This one will cause a stir...

Who Is The Biggest Club with @LewisBowden_

[H4mez @hamezhill]

Avocado toast and lattes getting downgraded to a Tesco meal deal in 'here's why you can't afford a house' twitter is the clearest measure of inflation there is.

[Tom @PompeyTom83]

Well done UEFA 👏🏻

Fuck FIFA 🖕🏻

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

@TFF_24 @Liamdodson XXL 💪

[THE FOOTBALL FACTORY @TFF_24]

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[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

-Ranks Pickford 20th
-Is genuinely ranked 21st
How does it feel softarse, @Bernd_Leno?

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Still one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen in my life

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

DEVIL MAY CRY!!! Greatest game of all time

[‏ً @ewedunega]

nobody understands the bond between a boy and the obscure ps2 game he played when he was younger

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

Naaa! He’s been around the Royal Family loads. Lizzie and Phillip dropped the N bomb LOADS

[HF @HoodFoot418]

Paddington heard the word nigg*r for the first time today

[Billy @_TightWadBill]

Seeking asylum and asking for handouts

You CANNOT make this shit up 😂😂😂

[Kathleen Tyson @Kathleen_Tyson_]

Let's not overreact. Tommy left because if he wasn't back in Spain yesterday he risked losing his expat status and be forced to pay UK taxes. He needs 90 days in Spain to re-establish residency (moved there 5 years, 7 months ago with his family). Then in 91 days he'll be back here for his racist rally.

Also, I received a Police letter than I'm on an ISIS target list back in 2016. Zero cases of anyone ever attacked by ISIS in the UK, so not really worth the worry.

Or maybe I have bigger cojones than little Tommy?

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

@AbsolomHaydn @vittorioangelon

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

@SenseiCarl_ Runs like he’s 56

[Thomas Dodson @Maldoddy89]

Without being dramatic. I reckon I’m more mobile than him

[Nick1878 @nickcarr49]

Unforgivable McNeil you fckin slug

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

First off…Kanye is the reason I know who Kid Cudi is.

Also..i NEVER heard the Jim Jones remix to “Day N Nite.”