Men,
We needs to be serious
Why buy a cake for a child's birthday?
1. It's pointless celebrating it
2. You're feeding your child useless calories
Buy chicken feet, rich in protein and high collagen
Your child won't grow stronger because of cake
Boost your child's health.
The girl you dumped because of cheating will now get another jamaa who was dumped because of cheating and tell him that its you who cheated. Then you will find another girl who was dumped because she cheated and she will tell you her ex cheated. Akuna kitu tunafanya apa aki
Theres a very big disconnect gap between us the rural bred mutinas and the urban bred kahunas. The things that appear to matter to them alot do not matter to us,and vice versa. Ata birthdays sisi unajua tunaonanga ni upus. Tena juzi nimeona kwa news kamama kamemwaga machosi kanalia ati Nyau yake imekufa imekula poison. She even had a eulogy,akasoma inasema salmon has been in the family for 5 years. Ni kitu ilinishangaza sana
Sisi rural bred mambo ya pet hatujui. Infact when Tommy my bitch gave birth to 8 puppies,me and my brother had to throw away six of them from the escarpments, sababu hatukua na uweso ya kulea watoto nane. I mentioned this story to Val my Kahuna from karen,kakaanza kulia. She called me insensitive. I told her i was sorry,I did not mean to do it. And she understood me,anajua nimetoka malishoni
Makosa ilitokeanga wakati nilitembelea yeye kwao kule karen nikapata ako na pet,na pet nisungura. Sungura nono imekula msuri. Akaniambia inaitwa Francis. And because in my head this sounded funny,i suggested we fry it. Nikamwambia hii imenona inakaa kutoa mafuta atari sana. Hapo ndio niliitwa soja bwana. Upto to date i live like gachagua,Yani sioni DP
Khabusie!
Men,
I want to help you see something.
Go through your friends list and find one person you could trust to collect a bag containing $1,000,000 in cash, without stealing it or asking for a reward.
If you can't think of anyone, you're lonelier than you realize.
Think about it.
EXCLUSIVE
Harambee Stars midfielder Mansur Okwaro is set to complete a permanent move to French Ligue 2 outfit Stade de Reims, with the Kenyan international expected to sign a four-year contract.
Okwaro spent the second half of last season on loan with Stade de Reims' reserve side from Nairobi United, where his performances convinced the French club to trigger a permanent transfer.
The deal is now in its final stages, with an official announcement expected soon.
I think we don’t talk much about what they did to Lichuma. He was tortured to the extent he can’t talk, is traumatized, and keeps crying.
Because we are the next victims.
The NTSA mandatory annual vehicle inspection is the Motor Vehicle Tax that was impugned in the disgraced 2024 Finance Bill but is now being reintroduced with a different name.
It is a TAX.
Reject it.
To my followers:
Don't slide into my DMs and ask, "How can I make her want to be with me?"
I'll block you immediately.
Ask me how you can pull many women, not just one.
I want an abundance mindset.
A man can't be chained to one woman.
Are we together?
Men,
The biggest problem is ADDICTION
We are addicted to;
- Sex
- Television
- Food
- Masturbation
- Alcohol
- Prostitutes
- Older women
- Single mothers
- Violence
- Cursing each other
- Painkillers
- Unhealthy lifestyle
We don't want to face our addiction,
TRUE.
Muhoozi was little from the sperm stage,
A tiny accident of history,
Carried by a father’s name,
Raised by a palace,
Fed by uniforms,
Protected by fear,
And mistaken for a leader.
Museveni fought his way into power,
Wrong or right, he earned his place in Uganda’s story,
But Muhoozi only arrived as the lucky sperm,
Then grew into a loud shadow,
A small man wearing a big surname,
A child of power confusing inheritance for destiny.
He attacks the press,
Because free people scare little men,
He threatens newspapers,
Because history cannot be detained,
And when Uganda finally turns the page,
He will learn that a borrowed throne,
Cannot make a small man tall.