bryan whitney

lawyer, public defender, dog collector, father of 4.

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

@CanAm maverick putting in some work #snowplow #plow #canam #maverick #snow #snowday

[Chuck Flint @ChuckAFlint]

#China extends threatening military exercises around #Taiwan | AP News https://t.co/NJGGinbCGr

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

@whiticism @UncleDave70 @jaimeklump Damn how’d you train dem chickens so good

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

Catching some bass #bassfishing #largemouthbass #havasu #lakehavasu

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

[Uncle Dave @UncleDave70]

@reilecoyote Are you my mom?

[Uncle Dave @UncleDave70]

Happy Birthday a day early to the affable @toddbarry May your birthday performances tomorrow at the Den Theatre in Chicago (7:00 and 9:15) provide the healing hilarity your raving fans need right now. And may you revel in your comedic largess. God bless you, Todd Barry

[Soo Youn @lalasoo]

LEGEND. I've had to go up to John Oliver somewhat randomly for work a few times and he's always been exactly like that. So pleasant and good-natured.

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

#NewProfilePic

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

@cooljakeAZ you will be able to call space! Maybe 👽

[Prathamesh Sonar @prathamesh_tech]

According to Ming-Chi Kuo iPhone 13 Series will use LEO Satellite Communication to enable Voice Calls and Messages without using Cellular Coverage

#Apple #iPhone13 #iPhone13Pro

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

Prelim report indicates vaccinated people can’t transmit which is amazing news. https://t.co/KAFup3yZYa

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

@whiticism @cooljakeAZ fire up the raisins post haste

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Lucia DeClerck, the oldest resident of a New Jersey nursing home, beat the coronavirus after she tested positive on her 105th birthday.

Her tips for living a long and healthy life? Prayer, avoiding junk food and eating nine gin-soaked raisins each morning.https://t.co/e427XvSogT

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

@whiticism who they think they got? Kelsey Clinton? Chelsea Grammar! @christuckerreal #rushhour

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Who the hell the Rams think they kidnapped, Kelsey Grammar?

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

@whiticism @altonbrown No!!!! So yummy on my French fries!!!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

To be fair the comparisons aren’t quite accurate:

1) Nixon was never actually impeached; Trump was impeached twice
2) Nixon was re-elected
3) Nixon’s mood swings were at least partly because he was drinking

I’m sorry I meant to be fair to Nixon

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Critics called out his Boston accent in #TheMandalorian…

@BillBurr reacts! 😆 #FallonTonight

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

I was 41 years old when my 11 year old daughter taught me what new moon is! She said she learned in kindergarten 🤯 #NewMoon #Kindergarten #invisiblemoon #mindblowing

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We are officially terminating Donald J. Trump's Blockbuster account and will seek litigation to collect his $35,670.42 in late fees.

[bryan whitney @Malichaidog]

To put on her wine experts ass 😂🤣😂

[whiticism @whiticism]

@SarahKSilverman My husband found this shit, and it has magically fixed all of our animals’ problems. I even used it on my psoriasis spot that wouldn’t go away. We now call it Windex, la Big Fat Greek Wedding. Truseb | #1 Chlorhexidine Spray... https://t.co/lMJru2qvB5

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Was wondering if I was the only person who noticed this…

https://t.co/Um3aC1TSk4