chelseake

God loving #Chelsea

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Cybersecurity incident in the National Assembly. Tanga Tanga using their access cards to sabotage house business.

NIS needs to take over the management there and charge members doing the sabotage as approperiate.

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

He has held seminars, retreats and even the tete-a-tete but now finds that Tanga Tanga was leading him to slaughter.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🚨 Latest on Arsenal v Liverpool 👇

[Malte @Autrezsyt]

Liverpool fans kill me😭

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

We can confirm an application has been submitted for the postponement of Thursday’s Carabao Cup semi-final, first-leg tie with Arsenal due to an escalating number of suspected positive COVID-19 cases and player availability.

[Karanja 🇰🇵 @njiri_wa]

@amerix @amerix are you a prophet?
It has happened to me i blocked the woman and next her.

[Eric @amerix]

"Good morning babe, sorry, I was attending our end year party which ended at 1 am."

"But I saw you switched your phone on at 3am"

"Babe, I arrived home there was no power, that's why I didn't call."

Bro, there is no woman there, just focus on your life.

#BetterTogether

[Abdinoor Ole Hussein, Hsc @ole_abdinoor]

A gentleman built a semi-permanent house deep in the rural between Bura and Masalani of Garissa County, Kenya and decided to name the area "Dalsan city" few days after the upgrading of Nakuru into a City status.

[Hussein Mohamed, MBS. @HusseinMohamedg]

Heavy rainfall in Bangali and Garissa today. Pools of water collecting everywhere and streams flowing both sides of the road on the way to Garissa. Sadly, in the next month or so, back to drought! No/minimal water harvesting! @Asmali77 @WehliyeMohamed

[Hon. Aden Duale, EGH @HonAdenDuale]

Welcomed Deputy President @WilliamsRuto in Garissa for a series of activities with leaders and wananchi.

[Eric @amerix]

Run your race,

Stick to your space,

Keep accelerating the pace.

Some are faster, some are stronger,

But be a ruthless challenger.

Most importantly, avoid distractions
- Alcohol
- Gambling
- Promiscuity
- Masturbation
- Complaining
- Procrastination
- Jealousy

#ManDay

[chelseake @Malisafi254]

@CarolRadull January is fast approaching where arsenal will depreciate like Zimbabwe currency @KieniGithinji @ntvkenya #TheGamePlan

[National Police Service-Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE]

The National Police Service (NPS) congratulates Mr. Boniface Otieno (ASP), who graduated during the 66th graduation ceremony at the University of Nairobi on Friday 17th December 2021.

Mr. Otieno successfully graduated with a MA in Armed Conflict and Peace Studies.

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

Good morning from Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪.

[Nabs @onlyoneNtonja]

Nairobi doesn't even support romance. Imagine you can't even rush to JKIA to stop the love of your life from boarding a plane. Traffic everywhere 😒

[Daughter of Muthoni @Miss_Muthoni_]

A time like this next week Nairobi CBD will be practically empty as it should be 🙂

[chelseake @Malisafi254]

@Greatness_tupu @Malisafi254

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

In Kenya you’re guilty until proven rich!