Molly

I'm a liberal, anxiety-ridden vegan who no longer eats bagels and occasionally does origami.

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@dog_rates @Trupanion Sweet Hugo, who will wear anything for peanut butter.

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@EllaTschopik Never underestimate me. *mwahahaha*

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@EllaTschopik 😂🤣

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@stupendu @AGoldmund Oh, I'm around. I lurk. A little light doomscrolling. You know.

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@EllaTschopik @WaltDisneyWorld Eeeee!

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@EllaBenson Woohoo!

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@qui_te @EllaBenson Huh. That's actually a really good idea. 😂

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@EllaBenson Listen in line?

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My beagle found a whole discarded waffle while out on our walk. His entire life has been leading up to this moment.

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Baking protip: Never let a terrier lick the spatula.

#icantgetthisterrieroffmyspatula

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It took me until 2:00pm to realize Valentine's Day is today. You can consider this a subtle clue as to my relationship status.

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Sherlock Holmes was SO right about his 'whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth' thing. My remote was totally under the cat!

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@stooey But hey, in some cultures people eat dead loved ones to be closer to them. I don't understand it, but to each their own!

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@stooey Or why eating my dog would be any less disturbing than eating my friend.

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@stooey Heh. You're asking the wrong person. I really don't see why eating meat from a cow is less disturbing than eating meat from a human.

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I don't get why everyone thinks cannibalism is such a big deal. Meat is meat.

Yep. And vegetarians think *you're* a little weird too.

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@seneca When you say that sort of thing all I can hear is, "Ooh! What a fun new challenge!"

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@seneca Okey dokey! But hey, let's all try not to imagine any scenarios where you might NEED to remember it, eh?

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My safe word is "Ow! Ow! Stop it, that hurOH MY GOD PUT DOWN THE BULLWHIP!"