Mallery

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

Me and my friends freshman year: 👩🏻‍🦰👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️🐈

Me and my friends senior year: 👩🏻‍🦰

Yeah I have no friends and my cat died

[quinn 🇵🇸🇲🇦 @81R0ZAN0V]

genuinely where the FUCKK did disney even find zac efron. it’s been 20 years and they haven’t found another to even tilt his crown

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

"I gotta pee and then I'm gonna turn up"

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

"I don't think I would've came on that trampoline if I'm honest with you"

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

@marleej_ Spare me with your woke bullshit

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

"All I can focus on is ur boob and ur eye and then I'm sober

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

Everyone at the bar is impressed with how good I am at meowing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me and my homies going our separate ways after having the best time together

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

ok i take it all back. corporate pride was good

[lara @ghostinkissys]

“woke just means you give a damn about other people” JANE FONDA I LOVE U #SAGAWARDS

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

"What a dumb fucking grandma to even give him that"

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

go with the flow

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

In reality, the hideous feminist left's only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y'all do, we see them as workers with rights

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

we should become worse

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I will marry a man who's lovey dovey & sweet. Life is too short to spend it with a guy who's non-chalant & mean.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In 1974, Marina Abramović performed 'Rhythm 0', a performance art piece in which she remained motionless for six hours, allowing the audience to do anything to her without resistance.

On a table beside her were 72 objects. Some were harmless, like a rose and grapes. Others were dangerous, like scissors, a scalpel, and a loaded gun.

Here's what happened to her... (thread) 🧵

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

"Man HR shoulda been there"

[Mallery @MalleryJade_]

"You know how boys be in their shell"