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*insert android heart eye emoji*

[vernaxes @verzasah]

IMMA START SAYING THIS LMFAOOOOOOO

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

Most of the time the only way to have a good day is to just stop speaking to certain people for the rest of your life

[brewster @brewsternova]

FML is by far the best early Internet acronym like okay fuck my life

[James @exhaustdata]

Just once I think that a stand up comedian should be like “okay this next one’s a cover” and then do someone else’s bit word for word

[luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ @luxxnoirlondon]

Tore it so nasty it’s not even funny

[christover @bored2die]

Are you supposed to stay in character when you talk to someone

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[bianca @biancalovesfilm]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[🥣 @oatmealfan47]

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Cheese 🧀🏳️‍⚧️ @gaycheesegirl]

you start doing bad in one game and you start questioning if you have what it takes to live as a person

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

i wonder how much cooler id be if i never internalized shame at a young age

[ッ @marleej_]

lena dunham memoir queued up. planning to watch girls for the first time upon finishing. i am SEATED.

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

Lena Dunham remains interesting because she does in fact tell HER truth, even when it is ugly and enrages other people. Many people wish they had the balls for that