Mallory Hoernig

It might be time for a throwaway.

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

I'll bet you Shell Silverstein did his share of cycling. #wherethesidewalkends #comusings #cycling #Thanks #austintx 🚴‍♀️✌️🤪

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@etsy shame on you for suspending an account I wanted to use TO BUY from another seller because I allegedly owe $9 from 2021 for a relist I did not approve. I'd rather buy from the artist directly but if you won't let me, that's on you.

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@AppleSupport

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@Apple it is disgraceful that you do not provide a way for customers to speak to a human being. You "fixed" my airpods (sent them back to me broken) and I have no recourse save going back to the genius bar. Are you paying for my time and gas?...

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@Apple it is disgraceful that you do not provide a way for customers to speak to a human being. You "fixed" my airpods (sent them back to me broken) and I have no recourse save going back to the genius bar. Are you paying for my time and gas?...

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@nytimes remind me again why a president taking time to examine all sides of an issue before finalizing a decision is a bad thing?

https://t.co/fSmSJcW1yG

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@today_explained ..,and now gives me an error when I search as well as doesn’t show my listening history. What the actual? :(Last episode I got was deep fake. Please don’t make me work for it.)

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@today_explained y’all. What just happened feels like a conspiracy. I just discovered the pod today, listened to the earliest 6+ episodes available (circa 2018) on Spotify when suddenly it disappeared...

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

I didn't think anything could be worse than listing to garbage elevator jazz hold music for 10 minutes only to have the operator hang up on you...@grandecom managed to up the ante with commercials every 30 seconds! No adblocking technology for phones yet, somebody get on that!

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

#tifu by going for a "quick trip" to #HEB but forgetting it was two days before #Thanksgiving. 🤪😶🤦

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

Back in my NYC days I used to play a game; hipster or homeless. Just to show you karma has no timeline, tonight, over a decade later I had a woman ask if I needed a bottle of water after she surmised homeless over hipster.
Sweet lady though.

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

I've always used refusing to acknowledge my enemies existence as my highest level of shade.

[Moni jay @akajd31]

I think this brother right here walked right past McConnell and did NOT shake his hand!!! Wow! @DrJasonJohnson @Bakari_Sellers @angela_rye @CNN @rolandsmartin

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

#despicable #dontdonategoodwill #donate #nonprofit instead! https://t.co/6iQtfya9xF

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

Finally I can re-re-re watch without torturing myself! #whereismrrobot? https://t.co/x0ntmmNNpi via @AV_Newswire

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@ArrynZech I forgot to tell you! I found a #ryby shirt, gonna turn it into a crop! 😍

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

I for one can't think of a better use for the FBI than investigating glitter bombs. 🤦🌈🤯

[NBC News @NBCNews]

An investigation has been launched after 3 members of the organization behind Boston’s upcoming Straight Pride Parade were sent glitter-filled envelopes in the mail, FBI confirms. https://t.co/AW8PqsHobH

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

Thankful for the thoughtful care and attention that was given to this series. Broken hearted that it's necessary.

[National Immigration Law Center @NILC]

ICE agents often use intimidation tactics to enter homes. Remember: #WeHaveRights. Be prepared for encounters with #ICE.

Watch this video narrated by @iJesseWilliams. Available in 7 languages, watch and make an emergency plan, here: https://t.co/E35WF7lvg0 @ACLU @BklynDefender

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Original deleted, so I saved you a screen shot

[snopes.com @snopes]

"When detainees observed us, they banged on the cell windows, shouted, pressed notes to the window with their time in custody, and gestured to evidence of their time in custody" auditors reported.
https://t.co/ksgplhn8R9

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

@JenPonton if you find yourself in Liverpool, please look up my girl Dori, you would absolutely love her too bits!! https://t.co/Poekjk16Tb

[Mallory Hoernig @MalloryArt]

UNBELIEVABLE. I've heard this song a thousand times, but after this I will hear it so much better. riff @ 2:03 killed me!

[Deborah Unger @DeborahUnger1]

While perfection is something to strive for, passion will trump it almost every time. Stripped of the instrumentation, with only some harmonies to guide the listen, here's Freddie. Wow. https://t.co/LLzzH7ggU5