mal

welp this is my twitter where i post things acting like people will read them and care

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

@Fazolis AZ PLZZZZZZ

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

@Fazolis come back to AZ PLZ.

[Bruce Wayne ⁶🐉 @HEAVENLY6EMON]

me explaining to my kids that all their aunts and uncles are just my old friends who been loyal from day one

[Brittney @Bhowz1994]

This will never not be iconic I’m sorry

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

@maryjanie_420 Was going through old tweets 😂

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

🤣🤣 deadddddd

[🌞 @charlieboy1242]

Heres my dad getting hit by a wave in slow motion

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

Take me back to when my biggest problem was Lizzie McGuire kissed my man Aaron Carter. 🥲

[X 100PRE @ovotony_]

No one:

The entire state of Arizona:

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

When your dog is a prayer warrior

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

They should set up a vaccine site in LA at the $80 million house Davina couldn’t sell on Selling Sunset

[🦍💪🏽 Zavage Z 👊🏽💯 @itsZavageZ]

😂

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

@rubendelahuerta Of course! 🤗

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

@rubendelahuerta Your body just replenishes the good bacteria in your body that the antibiotic also wiped out. 👍🏻

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

😬😬

[👁👅👁 @fernvndooo]

OH MY GOD??????????😭😭😭😭😭

[Dr. Jamele Watkins @itsjamele]

My therapist told me "Just because you have free time doesn't mean you are available." I know someone else needs to hear that message today.

[Karina Williams @klwilliams__]

Rent due on Easter weekend doesn’t make sense since Jesus paid it all already.....

[mal @MalloryWhiteman]

Oh this got me. I wasn’t expecting the speed.. 😂

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

GCU: number 1 in innovation

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

find someone who looks at you the way nurses look at forearm veins