Mallory Hall

I like to laugh and sing.

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

@ali_sivi ok and are YOU gonna stop me from waltzing back into rekindled flames?????

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning and he called me fat :(

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

trying to make plans with your friend group as adults we’ve all been there 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

Forever in @NBA history.

Congrats, @KarlTowns 👏

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

@fioredeicieli I fear the booth dividers are too high

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

@_ayandamay But it’s a trade-off bc “class of ‘10” sounds weird

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

@electrolemon @jzux One of my favs is just writing the lyrics to a song in a notebook from memory

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

hes from the sopranos

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

This app gets a new term every week man wtf is uncle pussy

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

It’s giving when my uncle trademarked the term “obummer” in 2008

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

TRUMP: “I came up with a new name. ‘Dumocrats.’ They’re dumb. It’s d-u-m. I got rid of the b. So, you’re only changing one letter. E goes and the U comes.”

I thank my lucky stars everyday I’m a Dumocrat and not a Rapeublican!

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

“Woe to those who _____” goes EXTREMELY hard

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[del ౨ৎ @delsalcott]

“we could make something really sad” GET IN THE STUDIO NOWWWW

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

Jane is a bigger person than me, i would have brought up the fracking

[nica @rhnyratargaryen]

i genuinely believe crowning that ginger devil started the apocalypse
#DragRace

[luna @aegyokollins]

You are mentally ill @RuPaul

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

😭

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

Cartoon toddler realness 😭

[Patrick Ball Updates @PatCrave]

Patrick Ball on being 4 years sober and being able to tell Dr. Langdon’s story in new interview with CBS mornings.

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

@mikeabrusci They get mad easily though!!!

[Mallory Hall @Mallory_Hall]

For a second I thought it said commemorating the great food

[Technical Gunner's Mate First Class @ArmyStrang]

I'm at the taco bell
I'm at the fitness course
I'm at the combination taco bell fitness course