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[indigestion @malsbileduct]

Remember that time a girl tweeted about how much she loved Justin Long and I said I did too. Then she got so angry and thought I was a side piece or something even though she lived in Ohio and I in Nodak. She apparently never heard of the actor.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Does anyone see my suffering by Luca Ponsato

[kawaii 🪼 @magicmoxo]

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you’re going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level selfcare.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

early on in walz’s rise, he said something on cnn that stuck out to me: americans just want to be able to go to dinner with their family without fighting about politics again. realizing now that this probably came from a place of genuine pain, the kind lots of us can relate to.

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

christina aguilera vs kelly osbourne: a thread

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Every new fact I learn about Tim Walz is like “he once donated his life’s savings to buying a puppy hearing aids”

[@jakki2004 🌷Love🙌#SpiritualLogic @jakki2004]

@GianmarcoSoresi Great Article🌷https://t.co/IcMlSXNDSc

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

What do yo make of this latest Dark Brandon video from President Joe Biden on the day Trump is arrested?

I've heard people say it's "bad ass."

I've heard people say it's "amazing!"

I've heard people say that it's Joe Biden mocking the arrest of Donald Trump.

I've heard people say it's "unpresidential."

I just think it's hilarious, and people are faking outrage and faking excitement.

What are your thoughts?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Let’s say your boss got fired from his job, but instead of just leaving right away, he decided that in order to stay in the job he was fired from, that he would send a bunch of rabid crazies to attack the building, beat up the security guards, build a gallows to hang his Secretary, break in, spread poop on the walls & hunt for your coworkers, while simultaneously sending teams of fake “board members” saying they had the “actual proof” that he wasn’t in fact fired at all.
And then, once he did finally leave, he took with him, showed off to some friends and refused to return, the company’s most highly guarded financial information, building security plans, and documents which could get you & everyone you loved killed.
Would you spend the next three years following that guy around the country and sending him money to fly in his private jet and pay his legal bills while praying that it’ll all be enough to get him back in the job he once tried to steal?

You wouldn’t.
Unless you were a Fucking idiot.

[indigestion @malsbileduct]

To all the people that take the stairs at work: I salute you. 🫡

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Being an ally is literally this easy

[indigestion @malsbileduct]

@Parthenon1 @lysa_rue_energy @karenforky @EM_RESUS 1) the 3 year old did not shoot the 2 week old
2) whether or not either survived is not the point, this shouldn’t even be a problem
3) typically child GSWs are admitted for at least a night, the 3 year old was admitted and the 2 week old never was - I’ll let you guess the outcome

[indigestion @malsbileduct]

@Parthenon1 @lysa_rue_energy @karenforky @EM_RESUS There just was siblings, 3 year old and 2 week old, GSW in my ER. Stop arguing with people who see this shit on a literal daily basis. We see it, we live it. We aren’t the “evil media” but we are fucking traumatized.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

On this day in 1959, 69 black boys were padlocked in their dormitory at school and it was then set on fire.

21 burnt to death while 48 managed to escape.

A THREAD.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

would love to hear from the gay conservatives who gleefully joined in on the anti-trans hate and insisted it would never arrive at their own doorstep

[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

Any accounts claiming that vaccines caused Damar Hamlin’s cardiac arrest catch an immediate block.

Apart from the fact that it’s highly, highly unlikely to be a vaccine injury, it’s ghoulish and utterly repulsive to exploit a person’s life to further anti-vax bullshit.

[indigestion @malsbileduct]

If Spotify wrapped has taught me anything, it’s that anxiety rules my music like it rules my tv habits. Familiarity because I don’t like change.

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

@kanyewest Believe me you don’t know me like that. Worry about your business, and to quote the once great Kanye west “ I got more money than you, so why would i listen to you” take my advice get your family business in order. Have a great day brother.