Malyssa

troy u, chi o baby

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Me, after I win an argument.

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

@ddorsey45 what is this man

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

@AllieMaples @alyssa_hartz 👁👄👁

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Woez @Woezzz_]

not eating feeling
because sick
i feel because
sick i don’t eat

🤝
me

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

I got asked what the best thing a parent can do for their child is and apparently “pay for them to get braces” isn’t the answer they were looking for

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

“I am a victim of the macbook text messages” -@AllieMaples

me too, girl

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

I sure do look at $1500 purses a lot for someone who has $9 to her name 🥴

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

sorry but you’re a pos if you don’t return your cart to the cart return

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

people always seem to think I'm joking when I say i’m applying for the bachelor, and I can assure everyone I am not :,)

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

i’ll eat a whole dang bag of popcorn to get to the 4 half popped kernels at the bottom ok

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

@_katieacerro ok but what site hahaha

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

why do I feel attacked

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

sometimes I wonder why I don’t have a summer bod but then I remember I sometimes put so much sugar in my cereal that I can see it on the end of my spoon and i’m like ahhhh that’s why

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

do other people sit in their cars for at least 30 minutes before going inside or is that just me

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

@alli_bama anything can happen for you boo

[Malyssa @MalyssaKate]

why do bad things happen to ok people????