Danielle Lorenz

Mom, Attorney, Soccer Spectator, Queso Lover

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

JJ WATT IS NOW @FreddyLA7's IMPROVISED AGENT 😂

[Steven Albritton @StevenAlbritton]

Southern Warren County get to a safe place!! @WLWT

[NWS Tornado @NWStornado]

Tornado Warning continues for Blanchester OH, South Lebanon OH and Kings Mills OH until 2:30 AM EDT

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

Trinity Rodman, you will always be famous 🤣

📸 @trinity_rodman

[Danielle Lorenz @MamaAtLaw]

Narrator: it was not, in fact, an old fashioned, imposing cathedral of sport.

[Michael Burgess @mikeburgess99]

Of course nothing will ever top the Anfield experience for a Liverpool fan….. but Raymond Jones Stadium in Tampa might just be the greatest stadium I’ve been to…an old fashioned, imposing cathedral of sport, complete with pirate ship!

#AllWhites

[ODOT Cincinnati @ODOT_Cincinnati]

GREENE CO: Weekend Closures Coming! Trebein Road will be closed between the on/off ramps at US 35 westbound & Dayton-Xenia Road Friday, June 12th - Monday June 15th & again June 19th - 22nd. This is part of the US 35/Valley-Trebein Road interchange project.https://t.co/D3FeMWCAyj

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

WE'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND WE'LL SAY IT AGAIN: NORMALIZE DEFENSIVE HIGHLIGHTS 🗣️

🎥 @NWSL

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

She’s backkkkkkkkk!!!

🎥 @NWSL

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

How about that?!

SOPHIA WILSON SCORES... AGAIN!

[Cincinnati United SC @cincyunited]

Now finally… One Badge 💛🖤

2/2

[Danielle Lorenz @MamaAtLaw]

@TheCinesthetic

[Danielle Lorenz @MamaAtLaw]

@NWSL @USWNT @trinity_rodman @WashSpirit I guarantee these girls still talk about this picture with Trinity Rodman and this game. They are now juniors and seniors in high school - most going on to play soccer on college. Spring 2021 Washington Spirit at Racing Louisville.

[Danielle Lorenz @MamaAtLaw]

@JonahDispatch How long does the injection work? Our corgi has hip issues, and he seems to only be cured by eating popovers (may also be part of the problem). Looking for a solution other than popovers and muscle relaxers.

[Danielle Lorenz @MamaAtLaw]

@jchat85 Jets Jake is a Bravo fan??? Yes!!!!!

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

This is a Kimi stan account #LadiesofLondon

[Danielle Lorenz @MamaAtLaw]

@queensofbravo Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

[CHIEF, THE @WarPigsChief]

Fanendo Adi: Gets a DUI during a wooden spoon season

Aaron Boupendza: Picks a fight with a boxer at the bar & gets his jaw broken

Kevin Denkey: Wrecks his Lambo at 1:30 AM after a 6-1 loss earlier in the day

…can @fccincinnati sign a DP striker who just goes home after work?

[Danielle Lorenz @MamaAtLaw]

@PatMcAfeeShow Been there!! My daughter loves soccer. My son hated it, but he LOVES lax. LAX is a good fit. He kept getting fouls called on him in soccer after he figured out his striker was more likely to score when he took out all the players on the other team between the striker and goal.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Every Bravo fan needs to be watching the rebooted Ladies of London — only 2 eps in and it has potential to be as good as #RHOSLC.

[Jeff Kassouf @JeffKassouf]

There's A LOT planned for the #NWSL on ESPN, as is laid out in this link. 👇

I'll beat the drum again: Futbol W is on ESPN+ every Tuesday (8:30p ET), a WEEKLY, IN-STUDIO commitment to in-depth league coverage on top of games. Plus daily digital coverage with a national scope. ✍️