Wendy Power

is on Bluesky -

[Wendy Power @MamaSweetpea]

@LeVostreGC Doth Chaucer skeet?

[Wendy Power @MamaSweetpea]

Okay people.
@friendywendy.bsky.social

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

To the tune of 🎶Master of the House🎶
(us, miserables):

Owner of thys syte
Emperor of Cringe
Hundrede million dollars
Helpe hys patrons win.
Rather seem than be
Rather steal than make
Push a reputation
As a genius -- fake!

[Wendy Power @MamaSweetpea]

@clearcare In all the years I’ve used Clear Care this hasn’t happened. Is it still ok to use?

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

[Chad Eslinger 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @chadmeslinger]

@ZachWLambert Two millennia later, people are still asking “Who is my neighbor?” hoping God will say “Just this small circle of people who are like you.”

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@9mmsmg He’s out there in short sleeves, and the grass is green. Anyone else wondering why he needs a block heater, or is it just me?

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@RevSarahLocke Wait. Watermelon. What about watermelon.

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@RevDaniel I love this. Our church is acapella, there’s nowhere to hide. My husband and I coordinate the song service and he frequently leads singing. We love all voices - a joyful, participatoy musical noise is a beautiful thing.

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My desk drawer while I’m on vacation. #ChurchLadyProblems

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@dog_rates @dmhallenbeck Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. It will be there, forever and always.

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@Thurman8er1 There is no good card for this. I wish we were local, to just sit with you in this. I'm so sorry.

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@RevDaniel Oh God, I hope so.

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@Thurman8er1 There’s another?

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@ryanshrime @PatinkinMandy He also capitalizes words he thinks are important, like Winnie the Pooh. At our house we just call them Pooh Words.

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@RevSarahLocke Our congregation has so many with celiac and one with anaphylaxis to wheat, so we use GF matzoh and grape juice; I guess we’re true neutral.

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@RevSarahLocke

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@RevSarahLocke Bake or even grill broccoli or cauliflower that’s been tossed in olive oil and basic seasoning like salt and pepper and garlic powder, until brown edges appear. Even good overcooked.

[Wendy Power @MamaSweetpea]

Evidently, I’ve been twoodling on this app for 13 years. I tend to do a lot of targeted complaining here, but I’d like to point to the sunshine a bit more, in the next however long we have before it all goes [record scratch]

[Wendy Power @MamaSweetpea]

@Thurman8er1 Carry on! But don’t feed the trolls.