MamaV76

woman, mom, social worker, person, and other stuff.

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Yasss! My son's allowed to listen to Industry Baby and watch Billy Porter in Cinderella. His sexuality is his, not the media's.

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@BrighamFisher1 I used to order the Slimer with gumballs for eyes. Wish that was a choice.

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We know juveniles haven't fully developed in most other fields, but make mistakes as a brown 17 year old and you can't work for teen vogue. 🙄 #NeverHaveIEver
Teen Vogue Editor, Resigns Over Past Racist Tweets.
https://t.co/STnvw8Asab

via @GoogleNews

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Me when my daughter says my homemade mac & cheese is better than Annie's. #momwin #dinnerwin #thecheesiest

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@theohiogirl So sorry to hear. I know too many people who've had it. I'm thinking of you!

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Can we say that we are witnessing a full assault on our democracy? #Election2020 #BidenHarris2020

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The decorations are all down. 😭

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Soul is a big hit in this house. Second time this week the 7yo has watched it. #SoulMovie

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@BrighamFisher1 OMG! Stop talking about me on twitter! 😲

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Lovecraft country has me like...What's that noise? I hope these ghosts are black!

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@nbc4i Queen of everything!

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Listening to this with the 6yo made my day. She loved seeing all the words!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I want to do our part to give all you parents a break today, so we’re reading “The Word Collector” for @chipublib. It’s a fun book that vividly illustrates the transformative power of words––and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

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Nothing gets you to do laundry quicker than realizing you are out of leggings. 😵 #thehorror

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The 6yo just found a cassette tape and asked if it was a card game!?!

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I kind of wish they keep the social distancing markers in the grocery lines after the Covid quarantine. #personalspace

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Is it a sign that your kids have taken over when you find a rock in the washer after washing your tablecloth? #askingforafriend #parentinginquarantine

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Got the infamous "Did you only have kids to make them do the chores?" because the 11 yo was asked to load the dishwasher before playing Fortnite. #kidsthesedays #parentingwin

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Me: That happened in the early 2000's.
6yo: Wow, that was a long time ago!
Me: ...

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People may be stockpiling TP, but luckily they're leaving my recycled paper alone!

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The 6yo wanted to learn to sew, she was SO excited to get a learn to sew stuffed animals kit. Guess who's been sewing a hedgehog today... 🙄🧵#ihatetosew #sawthiscoming #momproblems