Brendan Goers

FOH sound guy for @therejects and @welshlyarms —— PM for Mahall’s/The Roxy

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

100% of people who voted for this are the dumbest pieces of shit you’ll ever interact with in life

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[Brendan Goers @bgoers]

@mollyomalleyx Hoping to see it (and Backrooms) this week!

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Brendan Goers @bgoers]

Why the FUCK is Harden still in this game

[Brendan Goers @bgoers]

@JordanZirm I’ve never seen a shot go so far down and pop back out. Insane.

[CEO of MYCAVSBLOG @HipsterTito]

Harden is a fraud

[Brendan Goers @bgoers]

Still tryna manifest a Noah K x AAR tour. I think it would crush. @megdawg926?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

2022 is the year the world finally recognizes the All American Rejects as one of the worlds most important bands

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

Vivek Ramaswamy is a cunt.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

If you think Trump posting the picture of himself as Jesus was bad wait until you hear about how he f*cked kids.

[Brendan Goers @bgoers]

@arsclev Nope. There’s a reason their last fest got canceled haha

[Brendan Goers @bgoers]

@arsclev 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[MySA @mySA]

🎸 The All-American Rejects brought the heat headlining the SXSW 2026 opening night party at Stubb's BBQ in downtown Austin on Thursday, March 12.

[🇺🇸 🧯 @LibertasRedux]

Isn't it cool how we have unlimited money to spend on anything except for stuff that helps actual Americans?

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Didn’t need a study for this

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Kash Patel flying to Italy to party with the U.S. men’s hockey team on a jet paid for with our taxpayer dollars is that he’s covering up Donald Trump raping kids with Jeffrey Epstein.