ANDЯEW WELLS

don’t forget the struggle, don’t forget the tweets

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

@FintwitRecap @HunterBiden @Texan_AF_1 Moron

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Looking forward, I hope I can scale up and do real runs that can help. Maybe some vinyl and definitely more CDs. I’ve been slacking on setting up my print shop but that’s a major aspect of this all too. Should probably get working on that!

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

Bringing the Endnote label back is bringing me joy and purpose again. Tapes are duped for Ritual Bronze. Covers and zines are being done DIY style. Available at the release show at Mahall’s on June 20.

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@Sam_Masemula @ChumHumCEO What the fuck are you talking about

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Been really interested in setting up a proper fish tank lately

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@progressive shitty how you treat people.

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Tell me why I got a notice in the mail that @progressive was cancelling my policy because I didn’t respond to an email. They want pictures of my car? They’re doing a whole lot more than they need to be doing for some car insurance.

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

Car insurance is such a scam. Progressive raised my rates to the point that it was too much. Called to cancel for a switch and magically they carved $50 off per month.

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

Today I had my first ever lobster roll thanks to the fine folks at Kate’s Fish. I thought I wouldn’t enjoy it but I was surprisingly wrong.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

From three years ago. Some things never change.

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I just love cooking food for my friends

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@slayerisgood Talking more so about when all the homies were on here and we’d all like each others tweets and joke and have lots of laughs and also used twitter like a therapist

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

I miss when this place was fun

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

I just love cooking food for my friends

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

I threw one heckuva Memorial Day party yesterday. First ever at the new house! Had smashies, dogs, bbq chicken, fries, corn on the cob, baked beans, chips, and cupcakes. Exquisite menu for exquisite friends. Milo only bit one person. All in all a great day.

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

Of all the AI slop fliers that come across my feed, I hate this type the most. What is that font? And those little icons drive me nuts.

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@SannyDamet Been the only way to get it done but I’m not investing in multiple mag chargers

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Finally seeing an Apple genius about this dumbass charging port

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I love charging my phone and then having my usb-c cord falling out. It’s so nice and secure in there! Bullshit standard.

[ANDЯEW WELLS @andeewells]

I can’t believe nobody liked this one

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It’s fucked up that a decent looking trash can is a hundred bucks what’s that all about