Alison❣️

Here for the ride.

[Alison❣️ @Mamahontas]

He's here. He's handsome. We did amazing. Meet Joshua Michael 💙

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

YOU GOTTA LAUGH AT THE ABSURDITY OF LIVING IN A TIMELINE WHERE GROCERIES HAVE BECOME BOTH A LUXURY ITEM & A HEALTH HAZARD.

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

You know what was an underrated luxury before the 90s?

Being unreachable.

[Afshin Rattansi @afshinrattansi]

JULIAN ASSANGE: ‘I want to be totally clear, I am not free today because the system worked. I am free today after years of incarceration because I plead guilty to journalism.’

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No, Mr. Trump. The high price of gas is not "a very inexpensive price" to pay for your illegal war in Iran.

Ordinary Americans can't afford $4.44 a gallon for gas.

Truckers can't afford $6.40 a gallon for diesel.

Families can't afford $5.50 for heating oil.

End this war NOW!

[🖤 @loves5o]

There is no “gender war.”
Women raised their standards.
Men haven’t kept up.
That’s all.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

unintentionally finding out the truth all the time is just something that happens to the divinely protected.

[lala 𐙚 @stargirlzm]

Acho que a coisa mais difícil sobre a vida adulta é que você literalmente tem que continuar. Não importa o humor ou a situação pela qual você esteja passando
Você tem que continuar porque a vida continua

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

The shape of the pasta definitely changes the taste idgaf what anyone says.

[Dua @Duakz5q]

"Kids shouldn't be into politics!"

Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but, here we are.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

for people born in the 90s: if you have an actual memory of 9/11, you’re a millennial. if you don’t, you’re gen z.

[lynn @linnssins]

If any data center deserves our protection, it’s a public library.

[Leo @Leonajardinho]

Mortgage Servicer: "Your monthly house payment is going up by $410 starting next month."

You: "My fixed-rate mortgage is locked at 3.5%. How is my payment increasing?"

Mortgage Servicer: "Your escrow account has a shortage due to rising property tax assessments and regional home insurance premiums."

You: "So my actual home loan principal and interest didn't change?"

Mortgage Servicer: "Correct. Your mortgage rate is fixed, but your mandatory escrow obligations are variable."

You: "I paid off $18,000 in principal this year. Why is my monthly cost higher than when I bought the house?"

Mortgage Servicer: "Because your local government reassessed your home's paper value and your insurer doubled your rate."

Fixed-rate mortgages are a complete optical illusion.

You don't just pay the bank for the house, you pay an ever-increasing local tax and private insurance subscription just to keep the keys.

[Alison❣️ @Mamahontas]

….. some of these people need to educate themselves before they open their mouth. Like gtfo.

[KIXNKARBS @KIXNKARBS]

Fuck a foldable iPhone bring back the sidekick

[blue 🌱 @boscodiconifere]

Amica turca ieri mi fa "Se un uomo ti ferma per chiederti aiuto vai via. Non gli serve aiuto. Se gli servisse aiuto chiederebbe ad un altro uomo".
Nuovo post-it mentale per i viaggi futuri.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.

At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.

[Dua @Duakz5q]

the amount of men asking "what if she gets her period and starts a war" about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

“Oh you believe in equality? So I can hit a woman?”

No you actually can’t hit anybody. That’s called assault.

[Alison❣️ @Mamahontas]

@OKAYYYWOWWW I was soooo sick from Nexplanon and the daily migraines were horrendous!