Mamasaurus_Wrecks

I'm a 20 something mum of two lady babies just trying to find humor in every moment. I'm a pun-loving, fun-loving wife & mother and these are my mommy musings

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They say you are "with child" when you are pregnant, but I'm a stay-at-home mom so I'm never really without child.....

#momlife #sahm

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@MacgyveringM22 ...sometimes including the animals'names too...

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@2MuchCharacter Cha-chee-cha-cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Raising a toddler is a lot like trying to disarm a bomb, but you've cut every wire so you know it's for sure going to go off just not when or what the damage will be

#momlife #toddlerlife #toddlers

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It's 2019. My car now runs on essential oils

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2yo keeps saying "potty parts" instead of "body parts" and I'm over here trying not to die of laughter

#momlife #Toddlers #toddlerlife

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My ex left me with quite the emotional baggage. Literally the way I pronounced "bag" (bag not bayegg). I speak IL of him.

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I could totally homeschool. "Hey kids, let's pretend to be archeologists today. Here's the litter scooper"

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@Insidehermmind At least the list is shorter this time around

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Asked 2yo if she wanted eggs and bacon, but she chose cereal so I made her eggs and bacon because I knew she would eat "mine"

#momlife #parentinghack #toddlerlife

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@Insidehermmind Super cute, i would love a little white bow on the rim too :)

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@MomminU Amazon Prime subscriptions + coupons for diapers and wipes

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@onehullofadad Do you have a vhs player? I would probably go out and find one just to play this

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2yo are a piece of strawberry jam toast and now she looks like The Joker....

#toddlerlife #toddlers

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@PlayfulMum I would think having a spider in his pants would make him want to pull them down even more...

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I like to loudly and indignantly exclaim, "Didn't your mother teach you better than that!?" while out in public with my kids just to throw off suspicion of my shortcomings as a mother...

#momlife #parenting #parentinghack

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2yo was crying during breakfast because we are out of bacon...

Porkiddo....

#momjoke #momlife #toddlers

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@wittyandwordykc Prolly best we not delve too deeply into the past and present of this meat

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Anyone else think a "hot dog" should actually be called a "NOT dog"?

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@twinningmama @TheMomBlogWI That's when you start making your own dino species by breaking limbs