BenOllieMom

just a wife and a mom.

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If I ever weighed less than one thousandth of a gram, I would be like 0mg!

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anything is pocket-size if yo ass is big enough!

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Making a good pun is rewording.

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When an officer says, "How high are you?" the proper response is, "No, officer. It's hi, how are you?"

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Sometimes it's hard for me to tell if I have sex daily, or dyslexia.

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The awkward moment when you pretend die in front of your pet...and they don't move.

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If I was a rapper, my name would be 2 Chins.

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@ComedyPosts: That FML moment when your Capri Sun doesn't want to lose its virginity.

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Going to a bar to watch TV at 9 am doesn't mean you're a soccer fan. It means you're an unemployed alcoholic.

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This post is NSFW! (Not safe for weathermen.) 21 Best Pics of All Time of the Week http://t.co/GG5m5wi6nD

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surprise mudafuka

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When a pregnant woman suffers organ damage (ex: a heart attack), the fetus will send stem cells to repair the damaged organ.

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Just when you thought he was a tough guy…Discover the missing 90%! http://t.co/yufQERGz9o

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Just when you thought he was a tough guy… Discover the missing 90%! #LGG2 http://t.co/TqRlC79FXf

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Looking for a funny/witty #FantasyFootball team name.... any suggestions?

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Just explained breast feeding to my 6-year-old son....his response.....giggles #boyswillbeboys

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#Awkward moment when the person in the stall next to you lets one rip and you can't help your #uncontrollablelaughter.