Toby

DevOps/Cloud

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[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

2020 was 2020 days ago.

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

Someone on r/LegalAdviceUK has beef with Tesco for not counting bananas as berries

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your
cavity walls.

This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

[Ajala. @aishaabdi___]

I like deadlines. They make me functional.

[sid @immasiddx]

STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.

[A.K @Kunmi_ad]

Ngl if Superheros did exist, i think the Boys is a more accurate representation of what they’ll be compared to other superhero franchises

[isaiah @tlop444]

netflix wants you to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your ipad

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an ipad

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[Isaiah Montgomery @GumryWX]

Fix your sleep permanently using this:

• Sleep at 11:00PM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 12:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 1:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 2:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 3:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 4:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM

[Chris Dalke @chris_dalke]

When I was a kid, I accidentally hit Ctrl + Alt + Down, which on Intel integrated graphics flipped the screen orientation.

I didn’t understand what was happening, so we flipped the monitor and propped it on some books. It stayed like this for 10 years

[Muna @Munalozy]

All the online courses I have taken so far.😭

[sophie @netcapgirl]

when your ai girlfriend was on aws us east 1

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

multi cloud multi az systems engineers right now

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

grinding so serious i saw “if you want to make it out”

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Its Toni Kroos Academy in Madrid. The rest is correct.