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Fuck it

[- @ManLikeYoro]

@Empress_Brymex No studs in the ear in the second photo

[- @ManLikeYoro]

Trying to persuade a 15 yr old, they won’t change his mind.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox are involved in talks aimed at convincing JJ Gabriel to reverse his decision and stay at #mufc [@sistoney67]

[- @ManLikeYoro]

Oh my, the sound it made. Imagine doing it from behind, would never go soft.

[Manuel Santillán 🐧VERÁ A BTS 💜 @Lastengan]

Esa cara y ese culo, Dios.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

I find it absolutely astounding that a station like New St does not have a single litter bin inside the station? Why do I have to go outside to find a bin?

[- @ManLikeYoro]

Birmingham New St station has so many mice, it’s unbelievable.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

They are even up in Grand Central in broad daylight.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

In my opinion, he doesn’t have the physicality to play as a 8 or 6 in a Mourinho team.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🧠 José Mourinho on the role he has planned for Arda Güler:

🗣️ Mourinho: "I love him, and something similar to what happened with Luka Modrić will happen to him.

You start out as a '10', attacking, and in the end you'll finish as an '8' or a '6'... with his understanding of the game, that's the role Arda will have."

[- @ManLikeYoro]

A massive f*** you to certain individuals that try to bring you down, knowing you feel good about yourself. A simple comment can ruin someone’s day. If you don’t have anything nice to say, keep your mouth shut.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

I love working from home.

- Can wake up and get out of bed 5 mins before starting.
- Can log off at 16:55 and get on with my day, without worrying about driving back home.
- Don’t have to interact with colleagues in person, and walk through an open plan office (anxiety).

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you actually enjoy WORKING FROM HOME or do you just enjoy not commuting?

[- @ManLikeYoro]

When in the office, there have been times when I’ve not got out of my seat for 6-7 hours. Knowing I have to walk through an open plan office full of people, even going to the bathroom became a problem…

[- @ManLikeYoro]

See something similar with England, when Root and Buttler retire. They didn’t have a like for like replacement in mind for Stokes, and no one to replace JR & JB. Thomas Rew still very young, don’t see Banton as international class. Brook is established, but is not Root.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

No problem with picking the experienced pros, but succession planning has been very poor. Some of the youngsters should’ve already been exposed to international cricket, ready for when the big names retire. They’ll probably next pick Abbott & Spencer Johnson (now in their 30s).

[Jake Jeakings @JakeJeakings1]

Called it about 6 months ago. Once the bowling quartet and smith all retire, Australia is in a very very bad place.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

Absolutely agree with this. I don’t have time for meetings, let alone having a “quick” call with someone that becomes a 15-20 min conversation. If you need my attention, stop being lazy and send me an email, and type whatever it is you want to ask me.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

This guy is living the dream. Just parties all day and night and gets intimate with any girl he wants.

[MISTER CLAV CLIPPER @CLAVCLIPPER1]

Clavicular left his livestream multiple times to have sex during a HOUSE PARTY, so he can 3-SOME MAX and even 5-SOME MAX with COLLEGE GIRLS.

A preview of his upcoming college tour? @Clav0Updates

[- @ManLikeYoro]

Never understood people that sit as a green light on Teams all day, even after 5pm. After 5pm, no one will call you. If I call you since you are showing as available, you can’t say to me that you are in the middle of something and can’t talk. You’re showing as green.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

LOW INTELLIGENT EMPLOYEES:

- Arrive at 8:00 AM
- Look busy for 9 hours
- Eat lunch in front of their computer
- Stay “active” on Teams all day
- Leave minutes past 5:00 PM completely exhausted

HIGHLY INTELLIGENT EMPLOYEES:

[- @ManLikeYoro]

@CcJcraig89 @ohlookitswill_ I don’t see Baker as International standard at this moment in time. Next few years? Who knows. Ahmed is an interesting one, I get the feeling that England don’t fancy him, or simply don’t want to pick a frontline spinner.

[- @ManLikeYoro]

Curran batting two spots higher than he should

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

🚨 ENGLAND 11 vs INDIA IN FIRST ODI:

Bethell, Duckett, Root, Brook (C), Buttler (WK), Sam Curran, Will Jacks, Archer, Dawson, Tongue, Adil Rashid.

Jacob Bethell will open the Innings for England.