For 90% of the game, Haaland just lurks around. He hardly even pays attention to the ball.
But then - out of a sudden - at the exact right moment, he awakens, scores a historic goal, and immediately goes back to lurking around.
He cannot be replicated.
Y’all need to stop going on camping, hunting, boating and any remote adventures with groups of white folks. They gonna pretend like they barely knew your Black ass if something fatal happen