Stonks Man

🇩🇴 $SOFI $HOOD $IONQ $PLTR $PL $LCID $AMD $HIMS $SN $AMZN

[Stonks Man @ManOhStocks]

I mean… we are talking about the guy who literally said he likes to work with people dumber than himself because it makes him feel good about himself soooo…

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

So basically Trump put Hegseth in charge of the war, Hegseth is an unqualified moron so he just told them to fire everything, and now we’ve used all our missiles and achieved nothing.

[The Long Investor @TheLongInvest]

The US - IRAN conflict is quickly becoming Trump’s Vietnam

No way to win
Costly
And exposes their weakness as a superpower to China.

This has been a disaster from Day 1.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

For anyone confused 1929 was the beginning of the Great Depression

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Americans realizing Trump out-traded Pelosi in just 1 year compared to what she did in 25 years

[Stonks Man @ManOhStocks]

$WEN are we doing this?

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

WallStreetBets is back in town.

Remember $GME?

They are now coordinating to pump Wendy’s and squeeze the shorts out.

[Jumbo Elliott @JumboElliott76]

Unheard of corruption. Beyond 3rd world.

[Ethan Levins ✝️ @EthanLevins2]

All these years, they fed us Russian, Chinese, Iranian, propaganda when it was actually Israel.

[Stonks Man @ManOhStocks]

@bjmtweets @BurritoEveryDay Can I get much clearer? Idk lol. Alani and Celsius here

[Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2]

After nearly 18 years I can stop working on Model S and X. We put so much love into these products, but will continue to pour that into the future products. Thanks to everyone who believed in and supported these cars through the years. We strived for the best and will never stop. Saying goodbye to something great and making room for something even greater!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else.

Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

[WOLF @WOLF_Financial]

AMD $AMD JUST REPORTED Q1 EARNINGS

The headline numbers:
- Revenue: $10,253M vs $9,892M est 🟢
- Adjusted EPS: $1.37 vs $1.29 est 🟢
- Adjusted Net Income: $2,265M vs $2,114M est 🟢
- GAAP EPS: $0.84
- GAAP Net Income: $1,383M
- Gross Margin: 53%

Q2 guidance came in well above consensus:
- Q2 Revenue: $11,200M vs $10,516M est 🟢
- Q2 Adjusted Gross Margin: 56%

The strategic commentary:
- "Customer engagement around MI450 series and Helios is strengthening"

The numbers translate to:
- ~3.6% Q1 revenue beat
- ~6.2% Q1 adjusted EPS beat
- ~6.5% Q2 revenue guide above consensus (~$684M above midpoint)
- ~3 percentage points of gross margin expansion expected from Q1 to Q2

A clean beat-and-raise.

[Jeremy Lefebvre @HolySmokas]

Jeff Bezos - “If you have a 10% chance of a 100x return, you should take that bet every time."

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

The first US President to survive three assassination attempts.

FYI: all were staged.

[Jeremy Lefebvre @HolySmokas]

$AMD is a life changing stock

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

Insider trading is legal for:

✅ President
✅ President’s family
✅ President’s friends
✅ President’s cabinet
✅ Congress
❌ Military

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

When you realize you’re paying $6 a gallon so Barron can make $80 million a day trading on inside information

[barney @barneyxbt]

Barron making $80 million every other day from insider information from his dad

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

$20T increase since Trump 2016.

I could puke.

WE GOT SCAMMED.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

It has been much better to own stocks than real estate over the last 50 years.

(h/t @Barchart)