Chaos Muppet

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[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@ClarityInView @chineseciv Well done on this primitive communication. It's today's Stupidest Thing On Twitter™ 👍🏻

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

DJs are not, traditionally, a handsome people. This is a great idea.

[Stevie G @StevieGrainger]

Anyone got a spare 50 🫥😅

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@Itanduofores @guardian So why have so many of Trump's victims stayed put?

[Holly Cairns TD @HollyCairnsTD]

Imagine trying to frame your political party as the party of home ownership when 12 years of Fine Gael in government has resulted in the complete opposite 🤯.

I don't know who they think they’re fooling, but I know people have had enough of this ridiculous spin.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@depthsofwiki I am not the welly wanger,
I'm the welly wanger's son,
And I'm only wanging wellies
'Till the welly wanger comes

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@AccountableGOP @Acyn In which Boebo the Clown demonstrates that she understands neither the word "fake" nor the word "news".

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

Somewhere, @LeoVaradkar is dribblegrunting in sexual and spiritual fulfillment as he reads this headline.

[The Irish Times @IrishTimes]

Rental crisis: More than 4,700 notices to quit issued in first three months of 2023 https://t.co/LALdG3c3e9

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@RepNancyMace If that's true, then you must be some of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever infest the capitol, especially as you keep admitting to being pwnd by a guy you think is basically a vegetable.

So which is it? Are you all morons, or are you lying?

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@JRubinBlogger @atrupar I think Kev was more specifically getting misty-eyed over the blatantly racist and/or sectarian policies, such as Trump's Muslim ban. When they say "America" or "the American people" what they really mean is Trump's pudgy band of The Best People™ and his Real Americans™.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@jfradioshow Have you considered that you are, in fact, just a pack of dumb shits?

Imagine Trump had made this deal instead of McCarthy. Would you be saying that only a stable genius could have managed it?

Yes?

Well then you're a dumb shit. It's not fatal, but regrettably there is no cure.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@Curtis_Many @NoContextHumans You seem very scared of women. Why is that? Was your mommy mean to you? Did your big sister beat you up?

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@FranKinsella2 @caulmick @IrishTimes Me too, but it seems unlikely. Some FFG head will step in to look after them.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@loretta_sanborn @JohnAma34828664 He won't. The unswerving loyalty to Great Leader is still there, he'll take the L because at the end of the day, that's what Trumpists do. He shits on them, then they beg for more and blame democracy for the stink.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@BeniciaBlack @JohnAma34828664 Nope. He's trying to give money to support racism and sedition. No sympathy available. This dweeb isn't a victim, he's a volunteer.

"Party of personal responsibility" is fine until they have to take personal responsibility, at which point they're all about blaming others.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

Oh NOW these idiots are upset about giving money to a grifter for nothing 🙄 I guarantee you this gullible mark has been sending money to Trump for the last six years.

Trump has no value, you clown. Stop spending your money on him.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@MickChris151 @RoryHearneGaffs What does "other" mean, you misery? What's its function in that sentence? What does it associate with?

Sounds like you're overpaid at whatever job you're lucky enough to have, while you pontificate about not wanting to help people who need help. I'm scarlet for you.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@JuliaDavisNews @thedailybeast That's gotta sting after he spent the last six years basically gaping for them. All that contortion and submission, for this?

He must have a dreadful dose of the vapors.

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@TG4TV Is cuimhin liom an oíche san. Bhí Maidhcí Paudie Peadar ar meisce mar is gnáth agus d'iarraidh sé troid a thosnú le Animal.

Dia leat, a Mhaidhc ó 😔

[Chaos Muppet @ManWalkAlong]

@MickChris151 @RoryHearneGaffs She's not on the dole, you fannyflap.

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@BrooklynSV_ @angel_0f_deathx @RealDianeYap She looks the way gastroenteritis feels.