Matt Stephenson

Energy trader, story teller, & subserviant spouse. Never let the facts sway your opinion; remember half the population has below average inteligence.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

This 𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗬. This 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌. This 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. 🩵

#ManCity | #UCLfinal

[Trump Girl 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @MAGA__Patriot]

Who did this? 👇😁

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

Come on, 7 speed bumps & 2 stop signs, just to get out of my neighborhood, really?!

Somebody on the Rosewood Hill HOA needs to cut back on the coffee!

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@MattiStephenson I thought y’all were stealing those from Dr Karr’s office

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

Are you trying to make things better, create more divisiveness, or just get attention?

Racism is a product of hate & a misguided need for superiority. Tearing down symbols of forgiveness & love won’t address either, regardless the color of granite or stained glass involved.

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@JYSexton “spew poisonous, cultural rage” Did u not read ur comments donkey? This helps no one!

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@DrSkivington I’ll commit to trying, but it’s hard to make any promises in these...

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@DrSkivington @spencerskiv Separated at birth?

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@Kel_Kade Seems like George Thorogood was espousing that wisdom years ago. 🤔

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@tylermarks50 I loved watching you play, but it was only 1/2 as enjoyable as watching ur Dad watch you. You were unequivocally the most coachable player I ever had the opportunity to work with. I can’t wait to see what the future holds for you!

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@DrSkivington If we’re picking which laws we’re not gonna enforce, I would like to be excused from speeding, taxes, & ripping the tag off a mattress, I may or may not have owned.

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

It is known...

[Words by Matt! @matt_words]

There are two things you don't skimp on: toilet paper and charcoal!😎

[Samantha Chapman @sam_chapman01]

#rosehillgang

[John McClain @McClain_on_NFL]

If the people who run the drive-thru at Chick-fil-A were in charge of our government, we would have the most efficiently run country in the world!

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@Jgrims54
“Grimsley’s don’t soccer...”
🤫🤔⬇️ (most of ‘em)

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

Comfortable shoes are the key to a low stress life, though not optimal for my 42” vertical.

[Words by Matt! @matt_words]

note to self : wear better shoes when dunking on 8 ft. rims!
#turftoe

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@matt_words It’s still “Big Cat” for u
@StvSltr

[THS Student Media @TomballMedia]

Stephenson earns Mr. Debonair - https://t.co/TAjYcHvl2m Les Bon Temps Rouler… “Let The Good Times Roll”, was the mantra for this year’s Mardi Gras themed Mr. Debonair. Last Saturday night fifteen eager senior boys competed for the prestigious title of Mr. Debonair 2019.

Dec...

[Matt Stephenson @ManWithBigGirth]

@FieldHudgens @AustonHudgins Happy Bday Austin!