@hodgetwins I'm imagining a kid doing that to my high school gym teacher...and getting backhanded THRU the wall...all while he chews his gum aggressively and never let's the towel around his neck fall out of place ๐คฃ
When we were 5th graders playing behind the bleachers during Varsity games, we were just dreaming of playing under the lights on Fridays.
Never even fathomed that it could actually lead to the NFL.
My MS/HS teammates are my best friends to this day.
#DayOnes
@ajdillon7 we just drove past you at a roundabout in Howard and this is the look of disappointment on my Son's face when I told him it would be weird to follow you for an autograph ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@JJWatt@JoshInnesShow Legend has it that the Watts actually put Ponderosa out of business. Millions of chicken drummies went into the development of those football frames
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has turned down an offer from the United States of evacuation from the capital city Kyiv, the Ukraine embassy in Britain said Saturday on Twitter https://t.co/9VpRFGuE5J
Last night's @greenbaycurrent Future 15 & Young Professionals Awards was incredible.
Proud to now be officially a Future 15 Alum. Cheers to the Class of 2022.
@BowTiedOx My favorite fuck it I'm hungry is Sam's club sells day old rotisserie chicken quarters dirt cheap and i always have them in the fridge for pull apart quick meals. When that animal hunger hits I'm standing over the sink just plowing thru about 4 cold legs and thighs ahha
@BowTiedOx I mean they have a point. It's absolutely ridiculous that you charge $5 per month for something that's worth at least ten times that.
Highway robbery- committed by us
@EmmanuelAcho truth bombs on The View
Brian Flores- best franchise results in 2 decades, fired for "lack of collaboration"
Mike Tomlin- ONLY remaining black coach, produces never before achieved success to simply maintain his job
#dontmistakeexcellenceforequality