JC 🇨🇦

So i’m back. New acct,new wife @Girl_Ona_Ledge & new little man ona ledge. Ppl r still assholes. More dogs.

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

I told everyone at work i have a twin.
So when i see them out in public i don’t have to talk to them.

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

#accurate ✌️

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

My wife didn't care for our waitress so naturally I now have to despise this woman I don't know with every fiber in my body.

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

Stop being an asshole on the Internet.

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

me: What do you want?
wife: A divorce
me
wife
me *into drive thru speaker* Can I get 2 Happy Meals?

[Tygerlily @Tygerivey]

According to this jack and coke I'm having for dinner, I regret nothing in life

[phone home @summers_sonny]

Now ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick I’m going to need 200 bucks and some penicillin.

[🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈🅾🅽🅴 🇬🇧 @RichardPr0ct0r]

Your wife should suck, way more than your life.

[🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈🅾🅽🅴 🇬🇧 @RichardPr0ct0r]

I love everything about you...

...even when you’re annoying as fuck.

[phone home @summers_sonny]

I happen to like salads, just from a distance.

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

If she’s making eye contact while slowly putting her hair in a ponytail you’re either going to die or get a blow job.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I knew things were bad. I just didn't know things were "Maybe Tom Arnold Can Help Us" bad.

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

@YahooFantasyCC And why did hick’s points count and not sotos? Makes alotta sense

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

@YahooFantasyCC Thats insane. Why wouldnt they just go on this week? The week they were actually acrued?

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

@Aspero28 @YahooFantasyCC His homer doesnt seem to be counting at all. Wtf is that

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

@YahooFantasyCC Is the scoring screwed up and not working yet againnnn?

[JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge]

@YahooFantasyCC

Whats the deal w the site this yr?? Its down more than it isnt! Worst ever! Down yet again