Manchester Airport Parody

Parody account focused on bringing attention to the incompetence and general insanity of Manchester Airport, UK #manairport #manchesterairport #mag

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@WonderWomanD_ It is true, fat people are a very effective human shield.

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@MuhammadAlii18 @baveein @ZaraNotTheShop No way... not true

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@supernautynew @TPEassist Why are you complaining about delays again when you know it makes no difference. Come into the airport, let me show you what a delay is.

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@SdocMufc This is Manchester Airport, what did you expect?! #profitbeforepassengers

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@urbanbubbleUK Yep, looking forward to seeing their operating profit. No doubt another bumper year screwing passengers and staff.

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@GillFS @manairport Manchester airport prides itself by screwing the travelling public in every way possible. But don't worry, you will always be able to pay to used the private terminal we're building. Strategy is to make life so miserable and expensive you may as well pay even more and go private.

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@CM_Valgard Excited, you won't be

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@SophWalks We'll soon knock the excitement out of you after a couple of hours here 😈

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@brightredmarker @TPExpressTrains @TPExpressTrains stands united with @manairport to ensure all elements of your journey are delayed. We don't apologise for the inconvenience

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@SouthReddishRep @KTHopkins Right, wheelchairs are now completely band from the entire airport. Crawling will also reduce our cleaning costs. Result!

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@XX22XX09XX71XX @VirginAtlantic @ManchesterAirp @4N_McrAirport In line with our strict "charge for everything" policy, please transfer the early arrivals fee of £59.99 to us. You're lucky we put a bus on for you.

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@tinsontraining Surely it didn't beat our "rudeness and abuse" training ?

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@LiamHutchinson_ Design "love" sunshine

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@121carhire We encourage our baggage handlers keep in shape so they can maintain maximum throwing distances

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@MadHous75498765 @flybe Friday #wedelay_youpay 😁

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@christineholmes Yep, and we'll cancel you flight two minutes after you get here.. nothing but a consistent transport strategy 👍

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Please feel free to prove feedback directly and aggressively to security staff. They will be more than happy to assist you in understanding the definition of "regret"

[Wolfmancula @Wolfmancula]

Manchester airport security. The worst place on earth. Why don’t you look how modern airports are run?? Another ridiculous fiasco #manchesterairport #security

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@easyJet @NicolaAddyman We delight in making you miserable and work tirelessly to this goal. You can always upgrade to our physical abuse tier if our verbal abuse is insufficient. Just shout loudly at the closest staff member while waving a plastic fork threateningly.

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@dcoffey12 @Marathon_Mcr It's part of our social responsibility initiative to keep travellers healthy. Also reduces our energy bills so we can make even greater profits 👌

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@NewcastleFlyer Excellent, can I also suggest some over priced random tech that you'll take delight in opening, flat packing the box and never using?